I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Pro-tip: When there's half a dozen readers out there who enjoy seeing your characters tortured unto death and laughing about it afterward, you're not doing a good job of creating worthwhile original characters with whom the audience will come to care anything about, nor will ever remotely begin to sympathize with. Like, ever.

D'Void was once again grossly out of character in the Null Void, spending all his time with his ridikudonkilicious Mary Sue babies who are better than all the other Ben 10 Sues combined. Only Kevin's finest could rival them in any way. For they are from a place far beyond space and time. To know it is to go mad. He cooed over them holding all their stupid little stuffed toys inside their damn cutesy-poo asinine crib that they had in the NULL VOID.

But who should show up but those gosh darned contrived plot device rebels. They grabbed D'Void and stuck a blindfold over his eyes. They next stuck a stick in his hand and spun him a dozen times.

"Bet you can't hit the piñata, D'Void," one of the nameless rebels jeered.

"What the shit?" D'Viod began to swing wildly anyway because he hated when someone insinuated he couldn't do something. He was a fucking genius.

Unfortunately, he wasn't a genius when it came to the piñata.

He ran into a wall, fell down the stairs, dislocated his shoulder, and went blind in one eye. When he took off the blindfold, he realized he'd been hitting his precious baby Sues who had been tied up and gagged so they couldn't make that constant infernal noise.

"OH NO!" he sobbed. He began to sob while crying. Tears streamed down his rugged cheeks. He wept continuously. And then he cried. "MY BABBYS!"

He passed out from his injuries. He had to go to the Null Void emergency hospital.

The rebels all laughed at him. They drew penises on his body cast and there was nothing he could do to stop it. One of them wrote You're MarY sUE Suks And So do YOO! in large red letters. And the statement was so truthful, D'Void cried himself to sleep that evening. Or perhaps it was morning. I still can't tell. In the NULL VOID.

Everyone else had a party. There was much joy and merriment. And they had a lot of cake and didn't give D'Void any. He's a jerk.

The End