I got bored so I decided that I will make another Rose watches Twilight instead of Twilight its New Moon.
I hope you enjoy
~VampireLuver23
"Lissa no." I said jumping down on the couch in my room. "We will not watch New Moon I hate Twilight so why would I want to watch this stupid movie?"
"Because Rose the Twilight saga is the best saga ever." Lissa said going to the TV and sliding the movie in the DVD slot. "I know before we start this we need popcorn."
"I'll go make some." I went into the kitchen and got a package of popcorn and put in the microwave. When I got back to my room I saw that Lissa had rolled out sleeping bags and turned off the lights.
"Okay sit down Rose." Lissa pulled me down and started the movie.
I wasn't paying attention until I heard Lissa start crying, "Edward just left Bella how could he do that?"
"Because he's a mind read sparkling gay vampire. And he doesn't even have fangs I mean what vampire doesn't have fangs?" I said taking some popcorn
Another half an hour Bella found out that Jacob was a werewolf. Gay werewolf doesn't he own a shirt…Not that I'm complaining I mean look at those abs. Hot.
Again I was almost falling asleep when I heard Lissa gasp. I looked up and saw Edward and Bella running Bella started sparkling. Oh look she's a gay vampire too, I thought. They look really stupid doing that.
Twenty minutes later, I heard Lissa squeal and saw the screen go black.
"Finally it's over." I said
"Can you believe it Edward just asked Bella to marry him. That is so cute together. I mean all Edward wanted to do was protect Bella."
I sighed, "What are we going to do next?"
Lissa pulled out another case "Let's watch eclipse!"
I groaned, Another stupid gay vampire movie.
I would write more but I'm bored and going to go write more stories.