Agent Kirby

by TunaInACan

Kirby is working as an agent and has to help Samus over top Mewtwo on the tier list. But a whole new adventure comes in while trying to locate Mewtwo before he does something to the list. Only one curse word, but it was blocked, I hope it's tolerated. Kirby is a human in this, sorry if that kills the story vibe. You can imagine him as himself though. I don't care.

1. Chapter 1

Agent Kirby

Kirby sat in his chair, waiting for a client he had scheduled at 12:00. Master Hand said he could not run his business outside or in public where other smashers could be distracted.

"I'm here, Kirby." They greeted, "Finally, it's 12:30. Now, to get back on what we were discussing earlier today." Kirby recalled, "Yes, I know. The target I filed for you was cut from Smash. But I want to shine light on this case. They are returning as Downloadable Content." They explained, as they spun slightly in their chair. "What kind of term is that?" Kirby asked, "It means that, well, basically, Master Hand is adding them back to our roster. I want them to be executed so I can get top tier again. After they stole it." They said, "Samus, do you know their name? So I can program this properly?" Kirby took a piece of paper and clipped it on to the clipboard to take notes. "Their name is, Mewtwo." She replied, "Oh, him. I should have known. He has a biography section based on taking top tier from people. But never accomplished it since he, you know, got cut from the roster." Kirby leaned back.

"Yeah, taking it from me and Young Link," Samus stood up, "Have you got everything planned?" She asked suspiciously, "Yeah, I do. Don't worry I've got everything under control." Kirby unclipped the paper and put it in a folder. "When's the next meeting?" She asked, "Tuesday, at 8:00 AM." Kirby described, as he stood up as well.

They walked to lunch. "So, I hope you do this properly, I need my place back near the top." Samus said. "Do I have to pay? If so, how much? It's a thanks to you for helping me with this conflict." She asked, "Nah, I don't mind. I'll do anything to help anyone get their spot on the list." Kirby shook her hand. Then they went to their designated tables.