Lady Une smiled, pushing her glasses up her nose to look upon her three newest Preventor Agents, and the reactions of her other agents. Well, those that weren't out on a mission, anyway.

"Three more onnas coming into the group! At least Agents Fire and Ice I can deal with, but these have no training that would come in handy!" Wufei threw his hands up in the air, and then grumbled in a corner.

"Agent Dragon, albeit your lack of confidence in the female sex may cloud your judgment, I assure you, Agents Orange, Purple, and Pink are more than qualified in becoming so."

"Yeah, but I don't know what Hee-chan is going to say about it." Duo mused by the door, "At first, I'd wear a Kevlar vest, Agent Pink, and don't be surprised if he rants like Wuffie is now."

"Point well taken, Agent Night."

Her polite answer was interrupted by Agent Dragon's outburst. "How many times must I tell you, my name is WUFEI, you baka!"

"Agents!" Une barked at Duo and Wufei, the old glint in her eye bringing them up short.

"Yes, Ma'am!" They snapped to attention.

"Agent Day, I think, will be glad for more help. In particular Agent Orange, when he finds out that she is just as good at decoding, infiltrating, and hacking.

She set down the pen she was fidgeting with, "Especially when it was his computer she hacked into… from hers."

"Oh Allah forbid he finds out about it." Agent Sand said from his chair.

"I have to admit, Agent Pink and Purple will need a little more… fine tuning." Trowa put in his two cents. "May I?"

"Duly noted, Agent Water, and it will be employed." Une said, "In fact that sounds like a very good idea, and shall be implemented immediately. Just so they get adequate training in what they shall be expected to do, each one of you will get one week to train them in what you see fit.

She turned to Duo, "And no, Agent Night, this does not include speed eating large quantities of food."

"Oh brother, not another one." Agent Purple piped up, "Please tell me he's the only one."

"He is, why?"

"We just got away from two, and one of them is a dog!" Agent Orange provided.

"So." Une peaked her hands in front of her. "Which of you four will be taking them first?"

"I will." Wufei ground out, "Better to get it over with."

"Three more weeks before Agents Day and Fire get back, and five for Wind and Ice. So, Water volunteered first, thus he will get them after Agent Dragon. Sand? Night?"

"Sure." Quatre said, "And may I recommend that Agent Wind get them last?"

"I agree with Agent Sand." Duo said, "I have a feeling Agents Day, Ice and Wind will be the hardest on our new volunteers."

"As if we aren't going to be ourselves?" Wufei fumed, already thinking about what he could teach the onnas to pull through in a mission. He could think of so many, but he would need months in order to teach it to them properly.

"Agent Dragon, you may think that we are weak, and will not be able to handle anything any one of you can teach us, however, I think that I have to agree with Night and Sand. Family can be the hardest trainers, and judgers. It would be better if I learned as much as I can, before facing my brother." Agent Pink smiled softly into her lap.

"And what are you going to do, hang onto the other mobile suits, while shouting 'please don't fight mister soldier!'" Wufei growled, "You will have to learn that we are not in the business of peaceful, nonviolent solutions when we find out someone is planning on rebelling!"

"I think she knows about that, particularly when she tried to shoot me, Agent Dragon." Une smiled sweetly up at him.

"You almost shot her!" Rang through the room, the G-boys minus one agape.

"Why didn't you finish it?" Duo mumbled from the doorway.

"Agent Night, I heard that!"

"Well, you have to admit, as I'm sure your psychiatrist tries to get you to affirm every week, you have some mental problems."

Shocked silence pervaded the room before their employer's voice broke it very well.

"DISMISSED!"

Agent Water hung back, face blank.

"Yes, Trowa?" Une asked when the others were out of the room.

"Would it be possible for me to bring in someone else to help in the training? I know she can be trusted."

"Who?"

"My sister, Catherine."

"What for?"

"Have you ever seen our act?" He smiled ever so slightly.

Knowledge glinted in her eyes as Une smiled herself. "Granted. And send Duo in, I can tell he's lurking behind the door. The tip of his braid is showing."

"Nice going Maxwell, but at least she doesn't seem to be too pissed." Trowa said in passing, "She'll see you now."

"Mr. Maxwell. I do not appreciate your making light of my mental condition in front of new recruits. I already knew that miss Peacecraft knows of my state, however, it is a severe lack of protocol for you to question your superior in front of another, let alone those who know nothing about me. If these girls do not perform well due to the lack of judgment you have instigated within them, I will find the hardest mission I can find that is the farthest away from here, and send you there alone."

"But…"

"Yes, without your koi."

"Yes ma'am."

"Dismissed."

The day went as well as it could with the three people getting adjusted to their new surroundings. When they seemed to be amusing themselves, the other four broke away to have a private meeting.

"So, Wufei, what are you planning, so we can fill in other gaps?"

"Well, ancestors forbid, if they get caught, then they will need to know how to defend themselves. I think that some martial arts would do well to help them in that area."

"Sounds good."

"I had already thought of my area of expertise, which actually incorporates the long-range of defense." Trowa said

"Guns?" Duo snickered, "Then shall I tell them to be well stocked with extra ammo?"

"I was also going to teach them how to throw knives of all sorts."

"Oh! Cool!"

"And I do NOT always run out of ammunition!"

"Shall I teach them what I'm best at then?" Quatre asked

"Strategy and planning? Might as well; if they ever get sent on a mission by themselves, they'll need it. In which case, I might as well teach them what I'm best at then."

"Une said that you were not to teach them speed eating."

"I meant stealth, you…"

"Wow, Maxwell at a loss for words… that's a first."

"Well, that sounds great, I guess we'll just have to let the others fill in what we can't." Quatre said

"… I thought Heero was gay, Sally and Noin straight, and Zechs… That's WRONG, Quatre!" Trowa said, frowning.

"I did NOT mean it that way, and you know it!"

"Of course we know, Q-man, we just love teasing you."

Meanwhile, while the boys were having their own talk, Agents Pink, Purple and Orange were having their own planning session. Most of it was being headed by Agent Pink.

"Well, I suppose that it would only be proper for us to be properly introduced. My name is Relena Peacecraft."

"I'm Daphne Blake, and this is Velma Dinkley."

"Well, I for one am not impressed at the antics that Chinese man put on."

"His real name is Chang Wufei." Relena provided, "I have no idea about what his deal is with women being weak. The one with the braid is Duo Maxwell, he's actually really nice once you get to know him, just don't piss him off. The blonde is Quatre Raberba Winner, and seems to be the most kind and caring out of the whole lot. And the one with long bangs is Trowa Barton. To finish up the original quintet, is the one who Duo calls… Hee-chan."

She clenched her fist at the familiarity, then calmed herself just as quickly.

"His proper name is Heero Yuy."

"So, who are these other agents Commander Une talked about?"

"Agent Fire's real name is Sally Po. Agent Ice is Lucretia Noin, and as you heard, Agent Wind is my brother, Milliardo Peacecraft. I believe the reason behind the scheduling for Heero, Noin, and my brother last, is because they have the most military experience. So, I think that they will work up in the level of difficulty of training."

"Sounds logical." Daphne said

"But, if I was reading this Wufei correctly, he will not make it easy on us women." Velma said, "So, it will be like old times, Daphne."

"How?"

"In reality who did most of the clue finding in the group and the best planning?"

"We did. Those boys were just too clumsy."

"Exactly. Are we going to let a couple more boys intimidate us?"

"Gosh, no!"

"Miss Peacecraft?"

"I want to show my brother that I can take care of myself. And that…" she shuddered "… freaky Dorothy."

"Then it's agreed. We won't show them any weaknesses, and do whatever they say." Velma confirmed for them. "See you tomorrow."

A/N: Yay for A Pup Named Scooby Doo, otherwise, I wouldn't have known what Velma and Daphne's last names were. I do not own Scooby Doo, or any of it's characters, nor do I own Gundam Wing.