Harry Potter's Day Off
Chapter 1
We check in with Hogwarts almost done with year 6 school for which craft and wizardly the domain of the Harry Potter future savior of all of witch and wizard kind. IT is also where his friends Ron and Ginny Weasley as well as Hermione Granger (actually she will eventually) have come to the conclusion that there friend desperately needs a day off. Harry in bed with a slight cold is where we begin
Ron: Come on man I still have keys to the old car.
Harry: I like school Ron
Ginny: But that is just the point you think of nothing else you need a break Harry. Come on I'll go and change into that red tee shirt that you like
Harry: Ginny please don't go there
Hermione: Just what do you Weasley think you are doing
Ron: Quite or else McGonagall will here you
Harry: The Weasley here want me to take a day off
Hermione: We are at Boarding School Ronald how in the world do you expect to accomplish this not that I approve
Ron: Great now we are going to have to bring her along
Ginny: Oh and you would hate that wouldn't you Ronald
Ron: What's that suppose to mean sis
Ginny: Oh please at least be honest with yourself
Harry: And how are we suppose to get out of here
Hermione: Yeah Ron how are we going to get out of here. It is not like we can just walk down the stairs at a strange time. We will end up three floors up or worse in the new spot that Fluffy is
Ron: Granger just go downstairs for breakfast you will know when you are getting out of here. After she leaves Okay Harry this is the plan you still have the map
Harry: Yes
Ron: Okay here is what we do. Harry has already called in sick so Ginny you Harry and myself are going to go down through the passage to the shrieking shack. There I with your Gringorts account Harry have rented a car with what Muggles call a phone from there we put on a disguise and make a call on there muggle line to Hogwarts. I tell them that I am Hermione father and that her grandmother has died.
Harry Are you sure this will work
Ron: I saw it work on a piece of American Cinema
Harry: Well that is reassuring Harry takes a look again at Ginny now picturing her in that short cut tee shirt Alright I will do it. Going around Hogmeade with you guys will fun
Ginny: Oh Harry we are not going to Hogmeade
Harry: Then where are we going
Ginny: London calling sweetie
Harry: And how do you expect us to get to London
Ron: Well Ginny here is just going to sneak out and you and I are going to play a little trick on the faculty that is unless they have the Marauders Map.
Harry: Oh course they don't I still have it
Ron: Very Well The Faculty has a muggle phone line so that parents like Hermione's can call if something important happens
Ginny: I be going round the back be sure to call when Professor Snape is in DUmbledore office
Harry: Professor Dumbledore not here
Hermione: Yeah something to do with the Order
Harry: Well what are we suppose to do call up the school and safe there has been a death in Hermione's family and that she has to come home for a few days
Ron: That is actually what I was going to do but first you are going to have to call in sick. So sick that you have to stay in bed
Harry does just this because he is The Boy who lived and the stress of having Dumbledore recently passing they do not even ask him to go to the nurse wing
In Professor Flickwick class the professor is taking attendance
Flickwick very slowly: Potter? Potter? Potter
Ron: Oh Professor Harry has called in sick today
15 minutes into classes Ron also says he is sick and asked to go the nurse but heads right for the dormitory where Harry is waiting
Harry: You ready to do this
Ron: Yeah
Meanwhile filling in for Professor Dumbledore is Professor Snape it is to him that Ron Makes the call
Ron In a much older accent: Yes this Lionel Granger who am I speaking to
Snape: Serves Snape sir
Ron: Well Professor Snape my wife mother last night passed away. I would appreciate it my daughter could be outside waiting so that I would be able to pick her up
Snape Knowing that Potter and his friends would do anything to get out of his Defense against the Dark Arts: Well alright you just produce a corpse and I will be happy to get your daughter out of her classes
Ron: Proffesor Snape did you say you wanted to see a body
Snape: That is right now Potter I want you down stairs right now
Just then the phone rings on the other line Harry: Yes Professor Dumbledore I am a little sick so I wonder if you have my homework
Snape pick up the line which has Ron on but who he thinks is Hermione's father: Doctor Granger I think that I owe you an apology
Ron: Well I should say that you do a family member dies and you insult me what the hell is the matter with you
Snape: Yes Doctor Granger
Ron: And another thing call me sir
Snape: Yes sir
Ron: Now I want my daughter outside the school within half an hour so that I could pick her up
Harry whispers to suspicious
Ron: As a matter of fact I want you out there with her I got some things I want to say to you
Harry slaps the phone out of Ron's hands: What is the matter with you we can't have him out there
Ron: Actually we can't talk we will have to get together another time
Snape: Yes sir
Harry: Ok we are in a little bit of a pickle but I have to ask you a favor to rectify the situation
Ron: What
Harry: Well you me and Ginny have to use our broomsticks and go over to the ministry of magic to borrow your father car
Ron: You mean the car I am not allowed to touch on the penalty of death
Harry: Yeah that is the one
Ron: Forget it I am not going to allow you my parents would kill me
Harry: come on you know you want to Harry says while pushing him out the door TO do this we have to meet Ginny right now lets go
Harry has pushed Ron out the back door and to where they have kept the firebolt and Nimbus 2000 Harry Ginny and Ron fly to the Ministry of Magic and pick up the car fly it back to Hogwarts where Hermione is outside waiting for them with Snape in the background
Hermione: Oh look dad drove here with some of my cousins She then runs over to the car where Ron is hiding under a blanket
Ron: Can we take the car back now
Harry own thoughts: If you had access to a car like this would you give it back
The four Friends drive into the city of London where the first the first thing they do after parking the car is to head to the Tower of London
Hermione: DO you think these jewels are a bit much
Ron: I don't know all I do no is that I can not afford it and even if I could I don't think I would get this blue shaped diamond for anyone
Hermione: Hmph like any girl would be interested in you
Ron With a look of confusion as she walks away: What did I say
They sound leave the Tower of London and by this time Snape has figured out that Potter and his friends have tricked him however the four friends now have moved on to lunch at an upscale restaurant Enter the host
Host: Can I help you
Harry: Yes I am Abe Froman and we would like to be served
Host: You are Abe Froman the sausage king of America and Britain
Harry: Yep that me
Host: Look why don't you take the rest of your field trip and get out of here
Harry: Are you saying that I am not who I say I am
Host: I am saying that if you do not leave right now I am going to have to ring up the police
Ron: Uh Abe maybe we should leave
Harry: No I want to see your manager and I He grabs the phone Am ringing up the yard as they say
Host: Give me that
Harry: You touch me I yell rat if there is another phone around here I suggest you find it
Harry turns to Ginny and hands her the phone Harry: Ask for Abe Froman
The host picks up the phone Host: This is the Lemarge Restaurant
Ginny: May I speak with Abe Froman
Host now thinking of the young people in the foyer: Could you describe him
Ginny: Yes Black straight hair glasses scar on his forehead that makes him look devilish handsome
The host who thinks he has dialed the Yard part of the Ministry of Magic hears the phone at the other end of the line however it is Ron actually speaking
Ron: This is Arthur Weasley Ministry of Magic Scotland Yard
Host: I sorry sir there has been a misunderstanding it is being worked out right now
The host sends the four young people to the best table in the house
After the meal when they walk out Harry notices his Uncle is outside leaving the business lunch he has also had at the same restaurant
Harry: 4,000 restaurants in downtown London and I have to pick the one that my relatives who do care about me go to
Ron: Where in trouble for sure
Ginny: Harry what are we going to do
Harry: put on your sunglasses I gave you and follow my lead and the four of them with sunglasses and hats on are not even notice by uncle Vernon as they slip into a cab
Ron: Harry how are we going to get back to the car
Harry: We will return in a couple of hours
Cab Driver: Where to make
Harry: Wembley Stadium?
Hermione: What is that?
Harry: In a whisper It is one of the most famous stadiums mug opps I mean one of the most famous futbowl stadiums in the World
Ron: What are we going to do there
Ginny: watch a muggle sport of course dear brother
Harry: Shh they don't know that term
Meanwhile Professor Snape by this time has now been convinced that Potter and his friends have skipped class goes to London to look for them and already has endured the car he uses to fool muggles be taken away for being parked by a hydrant and has been running around Piccadilly Circus looking for the four of them just missing Harry and the rest who have left the Stadium. They see Snape and duck run until they get to London Museum
Harry: Wow that was close
Hermione: Harry I think we should be heading back Snape already on the loose for us
Harry: You were the ones who said I needed this day off
Ron: And look what you have done with it
Harry: What do you mean
Ron: I mean we have not anything good
Harry: Not down anything we saw everything. We saw the Crown Jewels we took in a game at the most famous Soccer pitch in the World. This is one of the greatest museums in the World. We had Lunch Free by the way at a four star restaurant.
Ron: Where we almost got caught
By this time Snape has left and a parade starts to head outside Harry takes his wand
Harry: Meet me outside in five minutes
Ginny: What are you doing
Harry disappears into a pill of smoke and the three of them walk outside the Museum where they suddenly see Harry on the middle of the float
Harry: Ladies and gentleman I would like to dedicate this next song to a friend of mind who thinks he hasn't seen anything good today Harry then sings Danke Shcoen The three of them go crazy until Harry is booted off the flout
Meanwhile Snape appears and notices the person singing Ginny notices Snape coming and then informs the other three. They race to where the car is Harry drives it back to the Ministry of Magic where they pick up the brooms and fly back to Hogwarts. Hermione, Ron and Ginny get there ahead of Harry because his Firebolt was racing to fast when Harry gets back to the dormitory and is about to say the password he is met my Professor Snape who has paid the ticket for parking illegally
Snape: I got you Harry. Oh How I have longed for this day. How would you like to be left back a year with me monitoring every class maybe I can even teach you about the real glories of Voldermort
Just then Hermione opens the painting and she has a piece of paper in her hand
Hermione: There you are. Thank you Professor Snape for bringing him back from St. Munglo's. Could you image someone as sick as Harry trying to get there and back and being so noble as to not ask for a teachers help then to Harry Now I want you to go inside and get in bed Harry just smiles and goes inside By the way Professor Snape I found this ticket. I was wondering what Professor Dumbledore might say with you leaving the school without anyone permission when you were suppose to teach Defense against the Dark Arts she then throws the piece a paper down the tunnel where unbeknownst to Snape Fluffy now presided
Hermione: One of these days that has got to go in Hogwarts a history
The End