A/N: I recommend that you read "The Goofy Thwomp" before you read this. You don't have to, but please do. I'm sure you'll laugh.
Chapter 1: Kidnapping
Mario and Luigi were exhausted. They had been extra busy today. The pipes were extremely damaged and tiresome for some reason. They had noticed one thing, though: the hard-to-repair dents had a hammer shape to them. Right now, though, they were too tired to think about this, especially now at dusk. They were so tired, they didn't even feel hungry. The brothers just said good night to each other, and went to bed in their day clothes. Mario did not take off his shoes, so tired was he. Luigi, though, did. They fell asleep and slept soundly.
"YEOUCH!" shouted Luigi, waking up from a bad dream. In this dream, he was off to rescue Daisy when some Goombas had cornered him. They took off his shoes and began to nibble at his toes. Finally, one decided to bite them; that's where he woke up. He looked around and saw nothing.
Hmm, he thought. That-a seemed so-a real. He was about to go back to bed…then he heard something in the other room. He quietly put on his shoes and then listened intently. His eyes grew large when someone spoke. It was Koopish. And the speaker was Bowser himself.
"MAMA MIA!" shouted his brother. That could only mean one thing: Mario was in trouble.
"Get his brother," commanded the King.
"Run, bro! RUN!" called Mario's voice. Luigi did as his brother told him.
He ran into their kitchen and found their emergency Mushrooms and Flowers. He used a Fire Flower, and then turned to the small band that was pursuing him. He hurled a fireball at the creature at the front. It wasn't even slowed down. He threw two more at it, then realized the awful truth.
It was a Buzzy Beetle.
And he was being surrounded by a ring of Buzzies.
He looked around in near panic to try to find an escape route. Unfortunately, he missed the fact that a Hammer Bro. was with the crowd. Then Luigi felt something hit him. He whirled around and threw a fireball at the nearest non-Buzzy. Or at least tried to.
He had lost the ability to throw fire.
Looking down, he saw a hammer.
The horde closed in on him, and he was caught.
"Very good, Koopa Pack," Bowser said to the unit of his army that had helped him. "The first part of my plan is complete."
"What's-a this plan?" asked Mario, currently being restrained by several Troopas and Goombas.
"Shut up," snapped a certain Koopa, holding a hammer at the plumber's head.
"It's all right, Hammer Bro. I'll explain the plan at the castle."
Just then, something caught this Hammer Bro.'s attention.
"Who's there?" he yelled at a rustling bush.
Then he saw Toad running in the direction of Peach's castle.
"I'll get him."
"HOLD IT!" shouted the king, making the hammer-throwing Koopa jump.
"B-but he'll tell the Princess!"
"Just let him."
"But—"
"Remember the plan?"
"Oh, yeah," sighed the Hammer Bro.
The horde proceeded to Bowser's castle. Bowser was manically laughing all the way there.
My plan is going along better than I expected.
A/N: Wondering what's happening with the plumbers? If you have a guess, please place it in a review. Please
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