Hey, Hey, You,You! I don't like your boyfriend!

by skeletoninme

Jacob's version of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. Yea. This is pure comedy for me. It makes you think Jacob is so pitiful, and when Billy walks in, it gets funnier! Please Read and Review! For me? Horror rating is for what Billy had to see..Poor man......

Oh, my frigging Carlisle. I woke up one morning, to my radio, and Girlfriend came on. Then I thought, if you change some lyrics, it can be Jacob's POV. I find it utterly halarious.

(Jacob PoV)

"Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking werewolf
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

He's a frigging vampire
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again (Again and again...)

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yet, make your bloodsucker disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again (And again...)

Because...

He's a frigging vampire
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your boyfriend

(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
He's a frigging vampire, what the hell were you thinking?

(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
He's a frigging vampire, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I don't like your boyfriend (Yes)
No way, no way (No way)
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I could be your boyfriend

(No way, no way)
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I know that you like me
No way, no way (No way)
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you (Hey)
I want to be your boyfriend
(No way, no way)

(Hey hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend (No way!)
No way, no way
I think you need a new one (Hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your boyfriend (No way, no way)

(Hey hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me (Now way!)
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey, hey, you, you (No way)
I want to be your boyfriend (No way, no way)

Hey, hey!' "

I turned off the radio. Weird how a pop/rock song could equal a bunch of feelings I had for Bella. Hmph. I heard a bump, turned around, and saw my dad on the floor, just staring at me.

"WHAT?"

"You were SINGING! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!"

Yea. I hate werewolves, but I had to do this!