A/N: Hi, Fallen Rue here again, with another Klaine FF. This is pretty much a dabble, and just pure plain humor. Established, and spoiler-free. Anyway, thanks for reading and I hope you'll like it…
Apologies for any kind of errors… (T.T)… Human…
Cheers!
-K-L-A-I-N-E-
Noises
"You're kidding me right?"
"Nope."
"You want me to...?"
"Yes."
"I don't think I can…"
"It's not that difficult, I do it all the time."
"Well, I love watching you do…"
"I'm very aware of that."
"I mean, it really turns me on."
"For sure…"
"But me...?"
"Come on, you'll never know you like it until you try it…"
"But, I don't think my hips could handle this."
"Don't worry, I'll be here, the whole time, helping… guiding you…"
"No…"
"Oh come on... Just get down here with me…"
"But…"
"Okay, get on your knees…"
"Umm…"
"I'm right here, behind you."
"Hmm…?"
"Make sure your hands are supporting you, we wouldn't want you to get injured…"
"Ahh…"
"Now loosen up, I can't stretch you properly if you stay…"
"Ahh! That hurts!"
"Told you, loosen up, relax…"
"…"
"Now lift your butt…"
"Ahh! That feels…"
"Great?"
"Yeah…"
"Now slowly move…"
"Ahh!"
"Right there?"
"Yeah, baby…"
BANG!
"What the hell are you guys doing? Are you aware other students live here you can't just…" screamed Wes at the door.
Blaine and Kurt looked up from the floor with confused faces, fully clothed. Blaine stretched out on the floor, Kurt sitting beside him, arms on his boyfriend's hips and a laptop in front of them. The curly-haired boy pointed the said laptop.
"Huh?" Wes asked stupidly.
"Yoga," said Kurt tiredly. Truly, an Asian woman in the video doing yoga poses.
"But I thought…" Wes blushed.
"Thought what?" asked Blaine with a raised eyebrow.
Wes gulped and looked at the couple but stayed silent. "Thought what, Wes?" urged Kurt.
"Nothing… sorry," Wes shook his head, left quietly and softly closed the door.
"Is what I'm thinking, is what Wes is thinking...?" Blaine sitting up straight.
"Yup…"
Blaine smiled naughtily, "Can't really blame him…"
"Meaning?" Kurt smirked.
The hazel-eyed boy smile grew, "Our yoga talk is not really sounding rated-G… if you don't know what's happening." This earned a fits of giggles from Kurt.
"How about let's keep on doing yoga…" Blaine wiggled his eyebrows, "since everybody thinks, that we are doing yoga…"
Kurt blushed, "Do I still need to stretch you?"
"No baby, I'm stretching you…"
The noises from Blaine's single room continued on. Wes kindly informed everyone not to get bothered because the boyfriends' were only doing yoga. If only they knew… if only they knew…
-K-L-A-I-N-E-
End of Noises
-K-L-A-I-N-E-
Hehehe… *evil smile* Let's just leave the door close, shall we? I hope you guys liked it… XD… Again, thanks for reading!
Reviews would be wonderful…
See you on my next FF…