Unwrapping Christmas
By Mitzi
Prologue
Email: mitzifitz@yahoo.com
PG-13
Mitzi goin' dang crazy with a STRANGE idea she had last week!
R+R!
ANs: Heylo, Mitzi here. I'd tell you the summary, but I don't wanna give
away the fun part…tell me if this is worth continuing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or any associated characters.
* * *
Darien groaned quietly as Andrew's hand suddenly made contact
with the side of his head.
"Hey Dare, wake up! I know you hate December and all, but I got a
business to run, buddy!" Groaning again, Darien slowly lifted his head
from the counter top to look blearily at Andrew over the rim of his coffee
cup.
"Shut…up. I'm too tired to fight back right now, so you can't talk to me."
With that, he let his head fall back on the counter with a doink.
"Geez, dude, what were you doing last night?"
Serena bounced cheerfully into the Arcade, a large, flat package in
her hand. For once ignoring a prime chance to have a go at Darien, she
skipped the counter entirely and headed for a back booth. Within minutes,
laughing noisily, Lita, Rei, and Ami strolled in and joined her.
"For your information, Mr. I've-got-a-business, I was up all night
studying for midterms. I'm not doing so well on the ol' school front right
now, Andy. In fact, I'm barely making tuition."
"Hey, I thought you had money left from…you know. What happened to
that?"
"All gone, or all tied up in a trust fund. I can't get it out till I'm 25."
"Fun fun! Another six and a half years to go."
"Don't remind me…"
Serena giggled mischievously as she pulled her package from her
side and placed it on the table.
"Guys, you'll never guess what I found!" she squealed excitedly. "I was
in this bookstore, looking for some manga, and instead, I found…this!"
With that, she whipped open the package, revealing a large, glossy
calendar- with a front cover displaying an extremely handsome, barely
covered, male model.
"Serena! You bad girl! Rei, move your elbow!"
"Oh, Serena, you really shouldn't have bought that. What if someone had
seen you?"
"Aw, stop worrying Amy- and move. If you don't wanna look, fine. But I
do!"
"Well, I never said that!"
The girls crowded round, crowing over each page of deliciously naked
men. Fortunately for their "virgin" eyes, each man had some creative prop
hiding his equipment from total public view.
"Wow, Sere, these guys are really hot!"
"Yeah, I know. Oh, Lita, turn to December. He's supposed to be the
hottest guy in the whole thing!"
The girls all laughed again, and then leaned back to allow Serena space to
rapidly flip to December.
"You guys ready?"
"Hell yeah!"
Grinning widely, she flipped the last page- and nearly fell off her seat.
There, in full color, smiling seductively at the camera with a santa hat on
his head and only a few strategically placed mistletoe leaves for modesty,
stood Mr. Darien Chiba. Gloriously, completely, buck naked.
* * *
Mitzi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
By Mitzi
Prologue
Email: mitzifitz@yahoo.com
PG-13
Mitzi goin' dang crazy with a STRANGE idea she had last week!
R+R!
ANs: Heylo, Mitzi here. I'd tell you the summary, but I don't wanna give
away the fun part…tell me if this is worth continuing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or any associated characters.
* * *
Darien groaned quietly as Andrew's hand suddenly made contact
with the side of his head.
"Hey Dare, wake up! I know you hate December and all, but I got a
business to run, buddy!" Groaning again, Darien slowly lifted his head
from the counter top to look blearily at Andrew over the rim of his coffee
cup.
"Shut…up. I'm too tired to fight back right now, so you can't talk to me."
With that, he let his head fall back on the counter with a doink.
"Geez, dude, what were you doing last night?"
Serena bounced cheerfully into the Arcade, a large, flat package in
her hand. For once ignoring a prime chance to have a go at Darien, she
skipped the counter entirely and headed for a back booth. Within minutes,
laughing noisily, Lita, Rei, and Ami strolled in and joined her.
"For your information, Mr. I've-got-a-business, I was up all night
studying for midterms. I'm not doing so well on the ol' school front right
now, Andy. In fact, I'm barely making tuition."
"Hey, I thought you had money left from…you know. What happened to
that?"
"All gone, or all tied up in a trust fund. I can't get it out till I'm 25."
"Fun fun! Another six and a half years to go."
"Don't remind me…"
Serena giggled mischievously as she pulled her package from her
side and placed it on the table.
"Guys, you'll never guess what I found!" she squealed excitedly. "I was
in this bookstore, looking for some manga, and instead, I found…this!"
With that, she whipped open the package, revealing a large, glossy
calendar- with a front cover displaying an extremely handsome, barely
covered, male model.
"Serena! You bad girl! Rei, move your elbow!"
"Oh, Serena, you really shouldn't have bought that. What if someone had
seen you?"
"Aw, stop worrying Amy- and move. If you don't wanna look, fine. But I
do!"
"Well, I never said that!"
The girls crowded round, crowing over each page of deliciously naked
men. Fortunately for their "virgin" eyes, each man had some creative prop
hiding his equipment from total public view.
"Wow, Sere, these guys are really hot!"
"Yeah, I know. Oh, Lita, turn to December. He's supposed to be the
hottest guy in the whole thing!"
The girls all laughed again, and then leaned back to allow Serena space to
rapidly flip to December.
"You guys ready?"
"Hell yeah!"
Grinning widely, she flipped the last page- and nearly fell off her seat.
There, in full color, smiling seductively at the camera with a santa hat on
his head and only a few strategically placed mistletoe leaves for modesty,
stood Mr. Darien Chiba. Gloriously, completely, buck naked.
* * *
Mitzi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!