Vampires Vs Werewolf's
What Really Happened The Night Of The Treaty.
Intro : this story is set in the la push woods. The cullens are hunting and they come across the wolfs but there phases as men.
The italic writing like this is what there thinking and the normal is what there saying umk. Lets go.
Ephraim : "I Think I need to get my affro cut""
Levi : "your affro" ??
Levi : a shaved head ??
Ephraim : "ever feel like a pet."
Levi : yes all the time
Levi : "no. you"
Ephraim : "Well . Sometimes I want too. Play fetch."
Levi : ME TOO
Levi : hmmm..
( Levi and Ephraim inhale)
Ephraim : An New Scent ??
Levi : ITS SOOO BAD … EWWWW worse than. Shite
Ephraim : worse then dead antalope
Levi: WORSE THAN PARIS HILTON
( lets roll bitch and we see what it is)
Levi : if you think about it. Were like a team. Batman and robin
Ephraim : actually. We are.
Levi : can I be batman ??
Ephraim : NOO way im not being gay robin
Levi : He's not gay
Ephraim : well be be him
Levi : FINE. Batman
Ephraim : hehe
They see the cullens and go up to talk to them in there human form.
Levi : THERE ABSOLUTLEY GORGEUS
Edward : thank you
Ephraim : what he say
Edward : that were pretty
Ephraim : cough gay cough
Levi : Am not
Ephraim : are Too !
Levi : Not
Ephraim : Too
Levi : Not
Ephraim : Too
Levi : Not
Ephraim : Too
Levi : Not
Ephraim : Too
Two hours . 17,000 not's and 17001 Too's later.
Levi : Not
Ephraim : Too
Carlisle : PLEASE SHUT THE FRICK UP ! GET OVER IT ! YOUR GAY ! YOUR ROBIN GET OVER IT
Levi : Shut up… bitch
Edward : SORRY WHAT
Rosalie : what did you call my daddy ?? TURP
Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Ephraim, Levi : daddy ?
Rosalie : I mean Carlisle. I GOT RAPED DAMMITT ! IM IN CONFUSION.
Edward : daddy hehehe.
( Rosalie leaps at Edward. But Edward flicks her away n she goes flying)
Carlisle :Stop now. My children.
Esme : yes. Stop
Levi : So what are you. Your too cold to be wolfs. To fast to be humans. AND TO BEUTIFULL ! To be natural
Carlisle : not gay t'all ??
Levi : I WAS TALKING ABOUT BLONDIE not bronzey.
Edward : not what your thinking
Ephraim : look. What are you ?
Carlisle : swear not to tell no one
Levi, Ephraim : yes. Swear
Carlisle : double swear
Levi, Ephraim : Double swear.
Carlisle : Tripl-
Levi,Ephraim : THE POINT
Carlisle : guess
Levi : I have one
Edward : SAY IT !
Edward : OUT LOUD SAY IT !!
Levi : I think --
Edward : SAY IT !!
Levi : I AM SHUT THE FUCK UP
Edward : WELL SAY IT !!
Levi : Spider man ?
Edward : batman, robin and spider man ??
Levi : SO YOU ARE SPIDERMAN
Edward : No I -
Levi : spider man, spider man, does what ever a spider can spins a web-
Edward : were not spiders Levi
Levi : Sureeee
Edward : Were vam
Edward : Vamp
Edward : VAMPIRES !
Edward : are you afraid
Levi : NO
Levi : IM SHITIN
Ephraim : our job is protect the people/dogs of La Push. The only thing we harm is THE CATS !!!
Levi : Damn fluffy she kills me !.
Esme, Carlisle : trust us, we wont harm your people/dogs we just eat animals
Levi : what animals ?
Edward : deer, elk and mountain lion.
Ephraim : Ohh no
Levi : YOU KILLED BAMBI !!
Edward : what no that's just-
Levi : YOU KILLED BAMBI.. YOU, YOU GORGEUS MONSTER
Edward : we didn't kill -
Levi : WHATS NEXT. E.T ? THE LITTLE MEIRMAID ??
Carlisle : Look. Your as bad as we are. You eat animals to
Levi : I ONLY EAT THE BAD ONES ! Like……… Ursella. Yer Man. I DON'T TOUCH THE DEER. OR SIMBA !!
Rosalie : Ooh shut up you gay. GAY !
Ephraim : gay gay ??
Rosalie : OOH YOU WANT A SLAP . Pretty people give slaps
Levi : ooh im soo scared now. Bitch
Edward : DON'T CALL MY SISTER A BITCH
Levi : FINE . Carlisle ??
Carlisle : yes.
Levi : BITCH !
Edward : OOH YOUR SO DEAD NOW..
( Edward leaps and throws Levi to the ground. Has a frozen piss on him. Ties him to a tree)
Edward : Ha Ha
Levi : I WILL GET OUT OF HERE WATCH ME PHASE.
(levi pulls out a pair of plastic ears and stick on plastic tail. And with magic marker colours his nose and draws whiskers on his cheek)
Levi : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR now your all scared and …. I am still tied
Ephraim: ok im phasing
(Ephraim does the same as Levi)
Ephraim : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Carlisle : are these puppies for serious. There less threathnig than Chihuahua's.
Ephraim : ok im making a treaty
(pulls out magic marker and paper)
Ephraim : Now IF ANYONE EVER ---
Ephraim : sorry I don't mean to be a pain could I use someones back just to lean on so I can write
Esme : go ahead
THE TREATY !!!
Intro : this is the written treaty written on the night of the treaty ( wow great choice of words I chose )
I Ephraim Black (black of the black's) here by sentence a treaty to hold peace between These Vampire-Spider men. They Must.
.1. Stay Off Quil Lands. Where the boarderline starts over there
.2. Refrene from calling Levi Gay
.3. Don't harm Bambi
.4. Don't harm E.T
.5. If for some reason a grandson of us falls in love with a human girl and the human girl just happens to be love with the vampire that no harm will be done to the girl or the grandson.
.6. There is no 6th statement
.7. Ephraim is cool
.8. Ephraim rules
.9. Dogs are cool
.10. Cats are stupid
The end
And that is how that night really happened !
THE END