* Unfortunately, I do not own Kateikyouishi Hitman Reborn. If I did this story would be reality and Hibari would be screwing Tsuna.
Squalo stomped down the hallway, cursing to himself, hair swinging behind him. The wine in his hand sloshes dangerously in the glass. Upon reaching a certain boss' office door, he kickes the door open, ripping the door off its hinges.
" VOOOI! Why the hell do I have to be your personal maid?" Squalo was met with a fireball.
"WATCH IT! THAT WAS CLOSE TO MY HAIR!"
" Shut the fuck up trash and give me my wine."
Squalo handes over the wine. Five seconds later, glass is embedded in his scalp. Squalo smirks to himself.
" You fucking piece of shit... You watered down my alcohol."
" Did I? Oh, that must be karma coming to kick you in the ass after you emptied my conditioner into the toilet. "
"..." Squalo produces a bottle of vodka he was hiding behind his back and threw itat his shitty boss- I mean Xanxus. Squalo walks out, easily dodging the fireballs being fired at him. After beating the crap out of Levi for simply existing,
he walks into his room and locks the door. Squalo flops back on his bed and takes a deep breath. A certain pair of crimson eyes crosses his mind and he blushes deeply
"Fuck! Why?!" In the past few months, Squalo has realized that he had been thinking about Xanxus a lot. Xanxus- or rather the thought of him- has caused a lot of dirty sheets and cold showers. Squalo felt down below and sighed. Rock hard as usual. He
/unzips his pants and pulls his erection out. Slowly he rubs his thumb around the tip. A soft moan escapes his lips. He behinds to jack off, tugging on his dick, all the while thinking about Xanxus doing the same thing to him. Squalo rubs his shaft
/and then...
BANG BANG
" Trash where the fuck is my dinner and why the fuck did you not answer me the first time I called your bitch ass?"
It was quite obvious who was at the door and it was not helping Squalo in his current situation. Xanxus fires through the doorknob and burst into the room. It takes him three seconds to survey the situation and suddenly he is on his knees, mouth around
/Squalo's erection. Sucking away, he strokes the inside of Squalo's thighs.
" Trash.."
"Yea boss?"
" Trash, I lo-"
"You what boss?"
" Trash. TRASH! DAMN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!"
Squalo's head snaps up from the desk that he was drooling on.
"STOP FUCKING SLEEPING AND DO MY PAPERWORK! THAT BRAT IS REALLY UP MY ASS RIGHT NOW!" With that Xanxus stalks out the room, slamming the door behind him. Squalo sighs and picks up his forgotten pen. It was a really nice dream. But sadly his fucking shitty
/boss had to interrupt the best part. Snapping the pen in his hand Squalo vows to throw all of Xanxus' liquor out and then dashed to the bathroom to take care of a veryserious problem.
MWHAHAHA! I'M SO EVIL! Sorry guys no real lemon for awhile. Meanwhile, I willbe speeding to the nearest church.
So this is my first story and I've got big plans for it ^.^ So review, point out my mistakes and give me some ideas of what you guys want in the story. Bai bai! ~ .Animex