Richard Scott a lonely 13 year old runaway sat staring at a snowy London night on one of its famed double Decker busses. He sat staring at the screen of a top of the line Windows vista laptop with Mozilla Firefox loaded. On the browser you tube had an episode of the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya upon it. Then a man in a light brown overcoat came and sat down next to him and said
"I'm the Doctor and merry Christmas" said the man in an overly cheerful voice.
"It's February 16th you know" said Richard in a slightly Mocking tone.
"Is it?" said the Doctor in a slightly shocked voice glancing towards the front of the bus where there was a digital clock displaying the date, the time and the year. "Oh well I knew that I... I was... Just testing you yeah that's it"
"Whatever you want"
Suddenly a variety of beeping noises came from one of the Doctors pockets.
"Oh... What did you say your name was again?"
"Didn't"
"Oh... well whoever you are HOLD ON!!!" The Doctor shouted as the bus started violently lurching from side to side.
In a Another Creation
"Thanks for helping me out with this John" said a beautiful teenage girl
"Its ok" said John knowing full well it was not ok as he had been dragged head first into doing this with multiple threats of the bad end of a crowbar if he didn't help. Suddenly there was a bright blue flash appeared and a large red double Decker crashed into the centre of a strange symbol drawn on some schools athletics pitch. Then the bus driver came out of the bus coughing and spluttering and he noticed the girl was walking towards him screaming at him.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW F£$ING LONG IT TOOK TO DRAW THIS!!!" she bellowed at the bus driver as she swung at him with the crowbar. While this had been happening the passengers had disembarked off the bus and the Doctor was pacing around the bus muttering to himself about how this was not possible. Then Richard stepped out of the bus and instantly recognised both of the people who were drawing the symbol on the field.
"Doctor" said Richard in a confused voice "This place... it can't exist"
"Why?"
"Because it's an anime it's a work of fiction"
"But it does everything has weight it has mass"
"I know but how?"
"I guess we'll just have to find out"
"No offence but when Haruhi Knocks the driver out cold she's going to kill you two next" said the boy in a strangely relaxed tone.
"Run"