THE MATTRESS SPEAKS
WOW: pop. The world's favourite memory-foam mattress has a few words for us. Life's not always easy when you're memorising a hardened hunter!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchesters - I do own a memory foam mattress, though.
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Being a memory-foam mattress isn't a difficult job. I mean, it's not exactly up there alongside neurosurgery or particle physics, but even so, it has its challenges
And I gotta say, this Dean Winchester is challenging!
The kid's lived a hard life for sure, and it's my job to give him a comfortable night's sleep, but I gotta take into account his stiff neck, his crookedly healed collarbone, the popping joints all along his spine, his twitchy sciatic nerve, his finger that dislocates for no apparent reason, and his cramping calf muscle.
That's a lot for a mattress to remember!
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