Hmmm... I finished the whole series in 2 days! Whoot whoot! Well, I was bored and was soo sugar high that I am going to make a diary of what Edward is thinking throughout the whole series! Yeah, sooo... Btw, those who read all my other stories, I am sorry! I haven't felt in the writing mood so I am going to work on an acceptable excuse before people stab me, or throw things at me! Be prepared to see a different side of Edward Cullen...
First day Bella goes to forks
(A/N: I don't feel like reading the books again so I just going to put the event... Lazy ass me)
Have you ever notice that Forks is like, FORKS!? I mean, you EAT with them! Are people going to eat with us!? Freaking out maannnnnn! Well, there is this new girl in class, and I just want to eat her UP. Yummm yummm... I think here was a commercial about something something Yummmmm... I think it was a commercial for sunflowers. AREN'T SUNFLOWERS AMAZING!? I mean, they are like... YELLOW. FREAKING YELLOW! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! YELLLOOOOOOOWWWW!! Hello Fellow! My purse is yellow! I am feeling ver very mellooowwwwww... MELLOW YELLOW OMFG! Mellooowwwww... Woooooot! I luvvers cyute kitties! I mean, they are so soft and cuddly wuddly, and wunderfullyys... I feel like biting something (Me: YOU CAN BITE MEEEEEE!!) SKITTLES!! Taste the rainbowwwww... WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO TASTE THE RAINBOW! Hah! Take THAT Fricking commercials... Well, yeah. New girl. Isabella Swan. Eesabelllla Swannnnn... EEEEEEEEESSSSABEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAA. Fun name to say... I gonna bite this table leg... Nom nom nom nommmmmm... Ewwwwwwwwwwww!! EWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWW!! Ah well, I gotta go, Luv Ya Diary! Buh Baiii!!
DAY BELLA ALMOST GETS SQUASHED
O... m...g... EESABELLLLLA ALMOST DIED! I mean, She almost got squished. But me, being totally, Lyk, AWESOME. Saved her! I feel like Superman!! Dun dun dun dunnnnn! OR maybe Batman... Nanananananananananasnananananananananananannananannananananananananananannannana BANANAS!! Omg, Pink is sooo pretty... Why doesn't Eesabellllla wear pink? Well, yeah! Pink is lyke, awwwwwwwwwwwwesome! Who WOULDN'T wear pink!? I gonna go put on a pink shirt! I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts... Whoa!! I am lyke, sooo pale! I need to go tan! I just hope I won't break the tanning booth like FLorida... Why would Carlisle even want to move toFlorida? Ack! I gottsta go! Rosaline is coming!
I was bored, and sugar high on skittles. I am NOT trying to make Edward sound like he is on crack, just clearing it up... ALSO, please tell me if I got anything wrong, which yeah, this mostly has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the story except the dates... Sooo... Review please! Also, give me ideas on what you think he should think...