All these characters belong to Square, "I'm too sexy" is a copyright os Right Said Fred.

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Author's Notes: Okay, this is my first humor fic, so please be gentle. Oh well, it's not really my first, i have done pieces of fanfiction before. Anyway, this is basically a humoristical parody about te aeons performances. Basically, in this fic, they've all been changed. Their styles, looks... anyway, see for yourself.

Oh yeah, the only ones i got now are for Shiva and the Magus Sisters. And before anyone sues me: it may contain some spoilers, for those who haven't got the aeons.

And by the way: my english is not so good, i'm portuguese. So if you see an error, write it in your review, and i'll correct it.

As you know, it's better to read the fic with the original music, at least to see how it's like.

Oh, what the hell, let's stop with this junk. On with the fic.

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~~Shiva~~

Yuna does the dance, but instead of the ice Shiva, comes a hot, new one (but still blue), in a tiny brazilian-like bikini. Oh, and in some high heels too.

Shiva starts singing and dancing. While she sings, an entire population of paparazzi join around her, taking photos of her.

Shiva singing:

"I'm too sexy for my summoner, too sexy for my summoner

Summoner's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my vow, too sexy for my vow

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Macalania, too sexy for Macalania

Bevelle and Besaid

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'll just go battling



I'm an aeon, you know what I mean

And I do my little show on the battle

Yeah on the battle, on the battle yeah

I do my little turn on the battle

I'm too sexy for my ice, too sexy for my ice

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for your pleas

Too sexy for your pleas, what do you think about this ?

I'm an aeon, you know what I mean

And I do my little show on the battle

Yeah on the battle, on the battle yeah

I shake my little touche on the battle

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cos I'm an aeon, you know what I mean

And I do my little show on the battle

Yeah on the battle, on the battle yeah

I shake my little touche on the battle



I'm too sexy for my temple, too sexy for my temple

Poor temple, poor frosty temple

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this battle."

--Shiva runs away without even battling-

Yuna: Oh damnit...

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Liked it ? please review, liking it or not. It was realy no hard task to write this one, but is always good to see a review.