A/N: I really shouldn't be posting this. I'm such a depraved person. Oh well enjoy reading about a Hot Dog and a piece of Slime having smutty sex!
Adventure Time (c) Pendelton Ward
Hot Dog Princess out a pleased sigh as she watched the sun start to set upon the Land of Ooo. The meat-processed Princess was currently sitting on a tree stump, her small frame making the average size piece of wood look much larger than it actually was. She was alone at the moment, her usual cavalry of guard dogs having been ordered to let the Princess have a quiet moment alone.
Another sigh, this one filled with sadness and the want of something quite unknown. It wasn't like Hot Dog Princess wanted to be a complete shut-in, shunning all who tried to give her company, it was just lately she had started to crave companionship in a manner that was unbecoming of a Princess. The hero Finn had definitely caught her eye, but she wasn't alone in that category seeing as how almost every Princess in the land of Ooo had the hots for the young adventurer, and she was quite certain only Princess Bubblegum had his full attention. She had considered his companion Jake, and she had to admit from the stories her guards had told her about how he had stretched through the maze it had left her quite breathless. Of course she knew that the yellow dogs heart belonged to that of Lady Rainicorn. Her guards were out of the question as well, since all of them were Eunuchs and wouldn't be able to satisfy her in the way she wanted.
Hot Dog Princess laid back on the tree stump, looking up at the almost pinkish sky. She could see the stars starting to peek out as the night began to takes its hold on the land. She loved watching the stars, watching them twinkle and sparkle like diamonds in the sky. She could also see that the moon was starting to show itself, becoming clearer and clearer as the sun set itself for the day. The mood would be perfect for a romantic date, if she had someone to share it with that was. Closing her eyes the Princess listened to the music of the crickets and the soft screeches of the bats as they entered into the night. The sudden sound of cracking twigs and rustling bushes alerted the Princess that she was not alone, and when she suddenly sat up she spotted the would be interrupter of her dreams.
The green slime like body was a dead give away as to who it was, and even if it didn't the Princess crown resting on top of the intruders head would also help identify the individual. It was an unspoken rule in the Land of Ooo that every Princess knew each other, no matter how obscure the other might be. So when Slime Princess shook her way free of the bushes, small leaves sticking to her slimy body in an adorable manner, Hot Dog Princess wasn't really alarmed. "Greeting Slime Princess." She said, smiling as she noticed that the other Princess' crown was slightly askew and tilting forward slightly. She thought it looked cute on her.
Slime Princess stopped trying to remove the leaves from her body and looked at the reclining Hot Dog Princess, eyes blinking in surprise as if she just realized the Princess was there. Flustered at being seen covered in foliage, her face region turned a slight red as she adjusted her helmet, her body jiggling enticingly as she tried to settle herself. "G-greetings Hot Dog Princess. I did not realize that someone else would be traversing around here at such a late hour." She gulped, making Hot Dog Princess' grin become even wider. How could she not have noticed how adorable the little green lady was after all this time.
Reclining even further upon the stump, almost trying to provide a sexy pose for the other Princess, Hot Dog Princess flicked her head to the side and sent her curly hair like extensions in a flutter. "You don't have to act so prim and proper you know? It's just us out here." 'And I wouldn't have it any other way'.
Slime Princess looked as if she would leave, as she was not sure how to react to the enticingly appeasing show that Hot Dog Princess had provided her, but decided to at least come closer chat with the other Princess for the time being. "If you don't mind me asking Hot Dog Princess, what reason do you have for being out here so late? I would think someone of your power would be out dancing with nobles and such."
Rolling her eyes, Hot Dog Princess laid herself back upon the stump, finding that the stars had fully come out and that night had finally claim control over day. "I like to watch the stars."
Slime Princess widened her tiny black eyes in astonishment. "You too?" Realizing too late what had slipped from her slick and slimy lips, the Princess covered her face with her tiny appendages, embarrassment coursing through her. The barking laugh erupting from Hot Dog Princess hurt more than it should have, and the slimy Princess made a move as if to leave. The sudden feeling of a small meaty hand on her shoulder stopped her though.
"Wait, I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh at you." Slowly Hot Dog Princess was able to turn Slime Princess around to face her, noticing for the first time that she was actually shorter than the green beauty before her. Adorable. "Listen, I wasn't laughing at you. Believe me I'd never mean to hurt your feelings." Her meaty hand was able to get Slime Princess to look into her eyes. "It's just lately I've been craving something that I just can't put my paws on, and then you show up out of nowhere like a breath of fresh air and..." A sigh escapes from her lips before she leans forward, so very close to touching lips with the other Princess that she can feel the heat emitting from her. "You know how much of an effect you've had on me these past few minutes? It's like you're just driving me insane with how fucking adorable you are." Slime Princess lets out a slight gasp at the naughty word, causing Hot Dog Princess to lick her lips in a slow and seductive motion. How much more adorable could this girl get. "Listen Slimy," Slimy, that sounded like a good nick name. "Why don't you and I meet here tomorrow night, have us a little picnic with say, wine, and see where the night takes us." The trembling coming from Slime Princess almost makes her want to just jump on top of her and take her on the spot. Self-Control babe. "What do ya' say? Please?" The last word is so full of want and desire that it would've turned Slime Princess to a puddle of slime, if she already weren't one.
"O-okay." Slime Princess mumbles amazed at what is transpiring between her and Hot Dog Princess. This was not how she saw her night turning out.
Grinning, Hot Dog Princess plants a quick peck upon Slime Princess' lips before retreating into the forest, exiting the sight of the now stunned green Princess. This was what she needed, she thought, something to spice up her dull routine of a life. And besides, she was entitled to a little company.