i just need to write this after watching "30-sai no Houken Taiku" XDD

this is another crossover fic of "khr x 30-sai no houken taiku" with hinted 1827 XD

search "30-sai no houken taiku daigorou" in google first before reading this lol

warning! ooc-ness, crossover, violence, rated words, and unbeta-ed!

have fun reading~!

"You appeared, again. Do you finally have the desire to fight me?" Tonfa out, ready in stance. His posture was right to react at any given moment.

Instead of responding towards the fighting intent, the other guy smirked and flipped his coat elegantly, "Be delighted human, for I have descended upon and to help you!"

"Huh?"

Ignoring the other's perplexed expression, the arrogant guy continued and sat conceitedly with crossed legs on his throne, "I'm the God of Sex. I have come to get rid of your virginity!"

Now veins started popping in Hibari's forehead. What's this herbivore saying? "Aren't you Primo's Cloud Guardian? Whatever your name was." And what did he say? Getting rid of his virginity?!"I'll bite you to death."

"Oh! That's some vigor I see! I understand that I'm such an attractive one, as I AM A GOD!" Without minding the other's rising anger, the God of Sex rambled on his own way, "Well then, what are you waiting for? Go and fuck some woman with that vigor of yours!"

What is this indecent herbivore is saying?! First time meeting, the man denied to fight him, and now he appeared again to spew bullshits?! What nerves.

"Hm? What's this? Why aren't you going? Ng?" The God of Sex approached, observing his target a little closer, "I smell a hidden feeling buried for years! Aha, I see! That's why you haven't been fucking women! You prefer a guy's butt, I see!"

KABOOM!

A thunder of annoyance and embarrassment exploded somewhere in the room.

"...You herbivore…"

Hibari Kyouya, age *censored*. Eight years holding a feeling for a certain little animal, and eight years hasn't been able to do anything. Current status: as far as what can be considered the best, "partner in business".

"I don't care if you're Primo Cloud Guardian or the God of Indecency… I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH AND BEYOND!"

"Aha, but you can't, for I AM A GOD, virgin boy."

"PREY SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND DIE."

"You should have used that much energy to go and fuck your sweetie."

"DIE."

Sometime later…

Giotto is such a worrywart sometimes, especially when it concerns their descendant. After knowing that the Decimo holds a feeling for his Cloud guardian, the blond insisted and begged for Alaude to go and have a talk with said cloud guardian, hoping the decimo and the cloud's relationship became smoother. Alaude was not cut out for this kind of situation, but then again, there are things Giotto's begging eyes could do; one of them making him do these kinds of things. Sigh.

Well, talking wouldn't be that hard, would it? And the boy had been calmer these past years. He was also sure the feeling was reciprocated. This shouldn't take too much time.

"Decimo's Cloud… Giotto told me about…"

"Why are you still here? Go and die!"

Okay… maybe it would take more time than he thought.

poor alaude.

daigorou dealing with hibari would be funny, especially adding the cutie makaron~ although kusakabe is the one who would be stressed by them XD

p.s. i love teasing hibari~ tehepero~

he didn't even bother to use "i'll bite you to death" anymore lol