Disclaimer: This story is out of mere boredom. I do apologize for cracky, outrageousness that seems stupid or in some cases "funny" to most people... maybe? I dunno you'll have to tell me about it or not.

So here I bring you, something like my Random Conversations between the Cullens, but here I bring you conversations between the cast of Black Butler, both seasons! I do hope you enjoy this, I might even bring back those fights between myself but not with myself...?

TheButlerIsSmexy has signed on.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS has signed on.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: Sebastian. What the bloody hell, why are you online?

TheButlerIsSmexy: Bocchan! I er... well I was-

FuntomhiveCounts: Do not tell me you were watching idiotic cat videos online again? You have work to do! If you fail to follow my orders I will punish you.

TheButlerIsSmexy: But Bocchan. Don't you understand, I always LOVE your punishments. Besides, I have already finished the orders you have assigned for me today.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: You are an idiot! Don't say such rot! Punishment is meant to be painful.

TheButlerIsSmexy: Yes but you do not always bring pain. And when you do, I do enjoy it...

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: Shut up! You are an idiot you make up the most idiotic things! Go give Pluto a bath!

TheButlerIsSmexy: Clean that filthy mutt? Oh Bocchan. That is a punishment worse than death!

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: It is an order. GO!

TheButlerIsSmexy: Fine fine... Yes, my bratty Lord.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: WHAT?

TheButlerIsSmexy has signed out.

TheAssOfAmazing has signed on.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: Trancy? How the hell did you get my aim account!

TheAssOfAmazing: Oh Hai~! 3 Oh Ciel-kun! Why won't you come sleep in my bed tonight? You should totally do it!

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: How about, No. You are disgusting. I do not sleep with MALES... especially SLUTTY BOYS!

TheAssOfAmazing: Oh Ciel-kun, we all know you like to get hot with your demon. It is no secret. SO WHY THEY HELL WILL YOU NOT BE MINE ALREADY?

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: Because. I do not like annoying twits who are constantly all about sex! It is annoying. You do realize I do NOTHING with him... Idiot.

TheAssOfAmazing: Liar! Claude tells me do something every night with him! That isn't fair! Come to my bed Ciel! Come on! 3 ;*

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: No! Wait... Claude tells you what I do with my butler?

TheAssOfAmazing: What? Oh! Right! Claude is silly! He always says the adventures you go through with Sebastian. You make me soooo jealous! It is really funny if you think about it. Our love is like Romeo and Juilet.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: and you would be the one who dies in the end... you and your bloody booty shorts.

TheAssOfAmazing: Do not diss the sexy shorts~! You just do not understand the meaning of something as great as them.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: I have only tried to wear them once... and I was endlessly raped... by YOUR butler...

TheAssOfAmazing: Claude touched you? AND I HAVEN'T OH HE IS GONNA GET IT!

TheAssOfAmazing has signed off.

FuntomhiveCOUNTS: So annoying...

FuntomhiveCOUNTS has signed off.

I do hope you liked the story... well conversations. I kind of got the idea off Kuroshitsuji msn adventures on DA but now I have decided that I am going to make even more adventures on AIM and think of it. Instead of all the other crack... I am going to make it much more cracky... maybe even relationships will get in the way of our fellow characters~ 3 Oh how much fun this will be!