THE DECEPTICONS GO ON AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!!
DMK: Tee-hee, I so wanted to do this. Anyway, I'm going to torture Megatron today... How DARE he try to kill off Screamy!!! Oh, and... YAY!!!! Smokescreen's ALIVE!!!! But there goes my kick ass ending to "A new Bot in Town"... Whatever. Back to this story... I'm going to torture Megatron and Mr. Conehead!! ^_^
Starscream: How on earth will a human like you do that?
DMK: ::Glare:: I'm no ordinary human... I'm the AUTHOR!!!! Fear me!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
Starscream: ::slowly:: Riiiiigggghhhht...
DMK: And if you must know, I plan to torture Megatron and Thrust with... ::drumroll:: an... EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Muhahahahaha!!!
::Every Decepticon present (Cyclonus, Demolisher, Starscream, & Sideways) does a facevault::
Cyclonus: What kind of idea is that?!
Demolisher: Yeah, an Easter egg hunt isn't torture!
DMK: Oh, but that is where you are wrong, my dim-witted friends...-
Sideways: ::interrupts DMK:: 'Dim-witted'?!
DMK: Well, not you, Wheeljack, and Screamy.
Demolisher and Cyclonus: HEY!!!
DMK: ::loudly:: ANYWAY-
:: all the Decepticons present fall silent::
DMK: -this Egg Hunt shall be quite different. You see, the winner of this escapade shall be Decepticon-leader-for-a-day, AND get the right to maim both Megs and the Conehead.
All Decepticons: ::cheer::
Starscream: Genius!! You're not too bad for a human, Miss K.
DMK: ::grins evilly:: I know. ^_^ Now, to the rules...
RULE 1: The person with the most eggs at the end of the game wins.
RULE 2: Sabotaging and/or stealing of another's eggs is encouraged. (It makes the game more interesting, after all...)
RULE 3: Broken eggs don't count.
RULE 4: Whoever wins can use their eggs to throw at the two "targets" later.
Starscream: ::cackles:: I shall be able to egg that fool of a leader once I claim victory!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
DMK: If you win, that is...
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Okay, there's chapter one. I want to finish this today, so whoever reads this, send some kind of feedback!!! Suggestions on who wins, events that occur, where the hunt should take place, what the winner does to Megs and Thrust, that kinda stuff. And if I chose one of your suggestions, you will be given the proper credit. PLEASE, PLEASE send feedback!!!