Zezima the Noob
Me: Who here likes Zezima?
Cheers in back ground…W00t!
Me: Shut up all you noobs! Zezima is a noob. I owned him along with 20 others in 65 wildy! I got everything and teled backed to Camelot. (Included 20mill, 10 of each party hats, no food he ate it all, abyssal whip and skill cape)
Zezima: liar!
Me: Wanna bet? I'm telling the story right now!
Zezima: Sure!
Me: I bet my account.
Zezima: (hesitates)…Same!
Me: Here goes. World 2 was loud and everyone was spamming. Wildy was filled with everyone including the lvl 126 Zezima that could hit 91s. 20 people challenged him and we all followed him to 65 wildy. He killed S1acker first, hitting a 91 and then a 9 with his abyssal whip.
Zezima: W00t yeah!
Me: Shut up you fr00b. I'm telling the story.
Zezima: Sorry mate.
Me: All of us spammed and I hit a 54 with my dragon 2h. then I poisoned him with my dragon (p) dagger. Danged Zezima had poison cure and he owned 3 more ppl. (By the way…I'm lvl 118)
Then he hit a 90 on me so I put prayer on and ate manta-ray and shark. Some mages used ancient magic, some noob mages used fire wave. After, Zezima p00n3d a mage 1 hit K0, with another lucky 91.
Zezima: I win w00t!
Me: Lmfao, there are still 16 people ganging on you noob.
Zezima: OMFG WTF?
Me: Then, we all hit a 25 on him lmfao but only 2 of us attacked. He ate and put prayer on. (By the way, Zezima's 99 every stat. I bet he auto's)
He owned 3 more mages, (they all had 50 def, n00bish huh?). 13 more ppl, we congratulated him as he performed ancient magic on me. I screwed him up by paying him back by hitting a 78 with my dragon 2h. He ate again as he owned 5 more ppl. 8 to go, he was doing well but running low on food.
Zezima: Oi!
Me: Admit it man, you were. So then the ppl that died came back from lumby and started hitting 0's on Zezima, they punched xD. I hit a 81 and Zezima became scared. He abyssal whipped a rangers $$ off and ancient magic3d a warriors dragon chain off. He called us all noobs. I called him a fr00b. Then he ancient magiced me by hitting a 45, lol weak huh?
Zezima: Better than you.
Me: Not! Zezima took down 3 more n00bs but only had 2 manta-rays and 1 shark left! I p0wn3d him by hitting 85. He ate twice, that was good. Then he pl0xed the other 2 nubs to heaven and it was only me and him. I hit 89. He hit 77. I ate. He ate. I ate. I ate. I ate. I hit 45. He hit 91. He only had one more hp just as one of the punching men hit a 1! And he died! (By the way, as mentioned b4, I got his stuff.
Zezima: You mean I died?
Me: Have you been paying attaention you nub?
Zezima: I sold my account for 5K USD so shut up noob.
Me: Do I look like I care…WHAT?
Zezima: I'm rich you fr00b.
Me: And I Pk3d you until you were d3d.
Zezima: a q p
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Me: Ewwww…..
Audience cover their eyes Start leaving podium.
Zezima: what?
Me: You fr00b, you made them leave.
Zezima: you.
Me: Reported.
Zezima: you you son of a . GO yourself and I own3d ur dragon 2h in the ing wildy you nubo!
Me: Reported again.
Jagex Staff: Zezima, you're banned for 3 decades.
Zezima: .