I don't own X-Men chars or the song "A technical foul" by Adam Sadler. If you haven't seen his movie "8 crazy nights" you should because it is funny, but SOO not a pg-13 rating. This story takes place in Joyride, but it doesn't follow the events or the reason why Lance went to live with the X-Men. I change some words around in the song so it will better fit X-Men. Enjoy. Oh and the whole story is sung.
TECHNICAL FOUL
Scott: Look you got to understand, it has just been Prof X and the rest of us X-Men here for 7 years now. We got rules around here and YOU better follow them or you be out of here. (*Mumbles under breath* I would so love to throw you out too)
Lance *not paying much attention*: Yeah whatever.
Jean *perky voice of hers*: This looks like it is going to be harder then we thought.
Scott *teacher like voice*: If your coming from the street, which you did, with shit on your feet, you better wipe them off, because that a technical foul.
Jean *in annoying voice*: If you witched the radio to some rock and roll show that a technical foul, because I will snap you.
Scott *in his manliest voice ever*: If you don't shut the door after using the refrigerated, that a big technical foul, because the Professor hates it and he will not shut up about it. It's a technical foul.
Scott: If you touch the thermostat
Bobby *hearing thermostat and thinking hot air*: YOU GET HIT WITH A BAT!
Jean: Because that is a technical foul
Bobby *death glare to Lance*: You will feel my wraith and don't think I will not freeze you to death to!
Scott: If you use up all the hot water in the drains,
Jubilee *after taking a cold shower after Evan*: You will feel my pain and I will not show ya any mercy!
Lance * get annoy now*: Oh this is such bullshit!
Scott and Jean *in shock pitchy voice*: HEY! IN THIS HOUSE WE SAY BULL SPIT! Other wise it is a TECHNICAL FOUL!
Lance *still annoy* : Ok well I don't want to mess up on purpose so let me run some questions by you. If I wipe my ass with your towels…
Scott *shock voice that Lance would even think that*: That's A TECHINCAL FOUL!
Jean *teacher like voice*: We say hinny!
Lance: Can I use this horn as a bong?
Scott: You can say good-bye Johnny Long!
Lance: Make same long distance calls?
Jean: IF YOU DO I WILL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!
Lance: Can I walk around with my morning erection?
Scott: If you want an automatic dejection, because that it is a technical foul
Kitty and Jubilee: But we wouldn't mind to see it anyway. *both winks*
Scott: There are certain rules to follow with your girlfriend, teachers, friends…
Lance: I can't believe I haven't kill myself yet, moving in with some crazy X-Greek and the fury elf! (Kurt)…
Jean *all sad like*: Why…Oh why….Won't Duncan answer my phone calls…
Lance *looking up to the sky*: HOW DID I GET STUCK IN THIS SHIT HOLE! *see Kurt trying to touch his hair* PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR ALIEN HAND!
Lance, Jean, and Scott: IT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end.
TECHNICAL FOUL
Scott: Look you got to understand, it has just been Prof X and the rest of us X-Men here for 7 years now. We got rules around here and YOU better follow them or you be out of here. (*Mumbles under breath* I would so love to throw you out too)
Lance *not paying much attention*: Yeah whatever.
Jean *perky voice of hers*: This looks like it is going to be harder then we thought.
Scott *teacher like voice*: If your coming from the street, which you did, with shit on your feet, you better wipe them off, because that a technical foul.
Jean *in annoying voice*: If you witched the radio to some rock and roll show that a technical foul, because I will snap you.
Scott *in his manliest voice ever*: If you don't shut the door after using the refrigerated, that a big technical foul, because the Professor hates it and he will not shut up about it. It's a technical foul.
Scott: If you touch the thermostat
Bobby *hearing thermostat and thinking hot air*: YOU GET HIT WITH A BAT!
Jean: Because that is a technical foul
Bobby *death glare to Lance*: You will feel my wraith and don't think I will not freeze you to death to!
Scott: If you use up all the hot water in the drains,
Jubilee *after taking a cold shower after Evan*: You will feel my pain and I will not show ya any mercy!
Lance * get annoy now*: Oh this is such bullshit!
Scott and Jean *in shock pitchy voice*: HEY! IN THIS HOUSE WE SAY BULL SPIT! Other wise it is a TECHNICAL FOUL!
Lance *still annoy* : Ok well I don't want to mess up on purpose so let me run some questions by you. If I wipe my ass with your towels…
Scott *shock voice that Lance would even think that*: That's A TECHINCAL FOUL!
Jean *teacher like voice*: We say hinny!
Lance: Can I use this horn as a bong?
Scott: You can say good-bye Johnny Long!
Lance: Make same long distance calls?
Jean: IF YOU DO I WILL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!
Lance: Can I walk around with my morning erection?
Scott: If you want an automatic dejection, because that it is a technical foul
Kitty and Jubilee: But we wouldn't mind to see it anyway. *both winks*
Scott: There are certain rules to follow with your girlfriend, teachers, friends…
Lance: I can't believe I haven't kill myself yet, moving in with some crazy X-Greek and the fury elf! (Kurt)…
Jean *all sad like*: Why…Oh why….Won't Duncan answer my phone calls…
Lance *looking up to the sky*: HOW DID I GET STUCK IN THIS SHIT HOLE! *see Kurt trying to touch his hair* PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR ALIEN HAND!
Lance, Jean, and Scott: IT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end.