When Shad was little, he thought the reason you went to the hospital when you were ready to have the baby was not to give birth to it, but to pick one out. He thought that's why he and his dad went to the nursery. He did not pick out his sister, by the way, but an African-American baby, which is especially funny because his family is English and ghostly white. He still teases his sister about it. And she still teases him about it.
"It covers your bread like a stinkyfishy tarpI know it isn't butter
But I can't believe it's carp!".
We Shade and me have been together and enjoying the parents life.