Okay, first off. I had this idea in my mind for a couple of weeks now and I decided to wrote it a few days ago. And now here it is, an FNAF version/parody of Star Wars. Hey, don't judge me! I'm a big fan of both franchise, and being an author here means I could write everything I want, whether you guys like it or not. But remember, Fanfiction is the site where people could express their hobby and imagination in a form of fanfic ^^
And before I write this, it took me a considerable long time to planning everything out beforehand, character's role, parodies and such...and dang, it took way longer than I expected :T
Also, you might be wondering why this isn't placed in the crossover section. Because, to be honest...noboy goes there, literally :/
You don't have to be a fan of SW to understand this fic, every references and things that you might didn't know will be explained in the bottom author's note. So, now just sit back and relax while reading this fic. I can't promise much, but I can assure you that you'll enjoy this fic as much as I do when writing it ^-^
Warning: This fic contains profanity (cuz it's FNAF), humor, violence, unnecessary scenes, and last but not least (and also obvious) made up parodies.
Disclaimer: Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) and its characters belongs to Scott Cawthon
Star Wars, its characters, and the whole franchise belongs to George Lucas...and Disney...
All I did here was writing a parody... :3
Enjoy!
Opening crawl
FAZBEAR WARS
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EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Chica Organa races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
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The scene shifts into the void silence of empty space, above the orbit of a desert planet known as Tatooine, where stars blinking at light years away and the twin suns shone the planet with its bright light, and two moons above the planet reflected the sunlight.
However, a CR90 Corvette suddenly flew across the screen with intense speed, firing its red turbolasers to its pursuer. And followed by a green turbolasers firing back onto the blockade runner.
Soon, a silver triangle-shaped capital ship, known as Imperial Star Destroyer, slowly revealed itself on the screen and giving the Corellian Corvette; named Tantive IV, a chase with equal speed.
The two ships was firing against each other, the large and bulky Star Destroyer fires its green turbolasers rather inaccurately to the blockade runner in the front of it, while Tantive IV's red turbolasers hit the Star Destroyer in many places at the front hull. But the lasers itself didn't do any damage or affect to the Imperial ship even a little, thanks to its deflector shield.
That's when the Star Destroyer's turbolasers gave the Tantive IV a critical hit, damaging the ship's engine as well as disabling the ship itself. Leaving it vulnerable in space, unable to move or whatsoever.
Meanwhile...
Inside the Frigate, a golden protocol droid and a white and blue astromech droid by the name of C-3PO and R2-D2 was strolling through one of the white hallways of the Tantive IV's interior when a loud rumble shook the entire ship. Alarms blaring at the distance and Rebel soldiers of different anthropomorphic species rushed to defend the ship from boarding party.
Another rumble shook the ship, this time, worser than the first one. Followed by a low hum of a reactor being powered down, "Did you hear that?" C-3PO asked his astromech companion, who beeped in affirmative, "They shut down the main reactor, we'll be destroyed for sure! ... This is madness..."
R2 let out a few beeps and clicks as they walked past through the Rebel soldiers, who took their spots for cover on the hallway that leads to the hangar door.
"We're doomed." C-3PO frantically said, and R2 beeped in response, "There'll be no escape for the princess this time."
R2 whistled before a loud rumble was heard, inciting panic from the two droids.
"What's that?"
Meanwhile, the Rebel soldiers tilted their heads upwards at the resounding metal thud as the Star Destroyer boarded the frigate into their hangar. They shifted their attention to the door ahead of them, raising their blasters, preparing for the worse. They knew the Empire would send a boarding party anytime.
The door suddenly cut by laser cutters before it exploded, the soldiers squinted their eyes at the blinding light as well as some flying debris. Then white armored Stormtroopers of different species, signified by their animal ears sticking out from the hole their helmet provided, came from the doorway and shoots their blasters at the Rebels, who shoots back in return. Killing one of the white armored furries.
However, outnumbered and outgunned by the Stormtroopers didn't help the Rebels now as they quickly overwhelmed, their numbers decreasing instantly as the Stormtroopers pushed them back. The rest of the surviving Rebel soldiers decided that retreating is their best option now, they shoot a few shots ot the Stormtroopers before running back into the opposite direction.
C-3PO and R2-D2 exited from a room they were hiding, thinking that the fight was over, but boy they were wrong. They immediately found themselves caught between crossfire of Stormtroopers and Rebel soldiers. But they decided to walk past them, and surprisingly, unharmed by the laser bolts...thanks to the Hollywood logic..and a laser bolt barely missed the two droids as it blasted the door panel.
When the gunfight was over. The Stormtroopers at the first hallway was putting the bodies of their dead comrades and the Rebels aside to make a way for their leader to enter.
And as in cue, a tall, menacing figure with black suit and helmet entered the Frigate interior, inspecting the bodies before walked past them uncaringly with a few Stormtroopers followed him closely. He had a life-support panel strapped into his chest, as well as a lightsaber dangling on his belt, with two olive green bunny ears sticking out from his helmet. And what makes it looked disturbing is his right ear, or what's left of it, was cut off clean in half. His raspy mechanical breathing could send a chill down to everybody's spine upon hearing it, yet, he was the most feared bunny in the galaxy...
Darth Springtrap...
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the ship, C-3PO was searching for his companion, worrying that he might captured by the Empire.
"R2-D2, where are you? "He asked in a rather scolding tone, before finding the said droid in a room, safe and functional, with a yellow hen wearing white dress inserted something to the white and blue astromech droid. She looked at Threepio before running off somewhere.
"At last. Where have you been?"
Artoo beeped in response.
"They're heading in this direction, what are we going to do?" Threepio frantically inquired, "We'll be sent to Kessel spice mines or smashed into who knows what."
Artoo didn't reply, he instead went off to somewhere, "Wait a minute, where are you going?" The golden protocol droid then followed his astromech companion.
The yellow chicken, by the name of Princess Chica Organa, watched the whole conversation before walked away.
Meanwhile, on the other part of the ship. The rest of the Rebels surrendered themselves to the Empire, after seeing no point of fighting with them anymore, they were held prisoner along with some droids they brought in this ship.
And while they are doing that, Springtrap were currently holding a human Rebel Captain by his throat, choking the poor man and cutting off his air supply as the man struggled against Springtrap's strong grip.
Three Stormtroopers came approached the dark lord, "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer." One of them say.
Springtrap turned to face the Rebel Captain, "Where are those transmissions you intercepted?" He demanded in a raspy, deep mechanical voice. "What have you done with those plans?"
Springtrap lifted the Captain Antilles off from the ground, as he continued to gag and struggled for breath. "We intercepted no transmissions." The Captain managed to choke out, "This is a consular ship. We're on a..diplomatic mission."
"If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?"
Antilles didn't reply, as he breathed his last, strangled breath and fell limp by the dark lord's hand. Springtrap then tossed the Captain's body to the wall and slumped down to the floor, then turned to the Stormtroopers.
"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passenger, I want them alive!" The cyborg rabbit barked, the Stormtroopers promptly obeyed his orders without any hesitation. Scrambled themselves to the other parts of the frigate.
Four of the white armored furries was busy inspecting every part of the ship for possible hiding place or secret room, while Princess Chica appeared from her hiding place and silently watching them unnoticed, a blaster pistol ready in her hand, waiting for them to get close enough for her to strike. But as one of them turned their head toward her direction, she promptly went back to her hiding, secretly hoping that they didn't see her.
"There's one, set for stun." The leader told his fellow Stormtroopers.
But before they could shoot any bolt at her, Chica already shoots first, killing one of them. Taking the momentary chance, she wasted to time and ran away from the scene. Unfortunately, a Stormtrooper managed to shot her with a stun bolt before she could escape, the yellow chicken fell to the ground, unconscious, but still alive.
"She'll be alright." The leader said as other Stormtroopers scrambled to lift her limp body, "Inform Lord Springtrap that we have a prisoner."
"Hey, you're not permitted in there, it's restricted." Threepio told his astromech companion, who was struggling to get himself into one of the escape pods. "You'll be deactivated for sure."
Artoo went to access a panel to open the door, beeping in response as he went inside the pod.
"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight slob of grease. Now come out before somebody sees you."
Artoo turned his head to face Threepio, letting out a few series of beeps and clicks.
"Secret weapons? What plans?" Threepio questioned, "What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there."
A blaster bolt suddenly hit the wall next to him, barely missing his metallic body. Having no other choice, the protocol droid decided to enter the escape pod with Artoo. "I'm going to regret this..."
The door closed as soon as Threepio entered, then the escape pod launched into the space shortly after.
"There goes another one." An Imperial gunner stated, aiming his turret to the escape pod.
"Hold your fire." The human officer ordered, inspecting the scanner on the control panel, "There's no life-forms. It must have short-circuited."
The gunner hesitated, but obeyed nonetheless.
"That's funny. The damage doesn't look as bad from out here." Threepio said. Watching themselves heading away from the Star Destroyer.
Artoo beeped in response, and one could tell that the astromech droid says "You don't say" to reply Threepio's obvious statement.
The two then faced each other, "Are you sure this thing is safe?"
"Yes! - I mean, bleep-bloop-twart..."
Meanwhile, back at Tantive IV...
Four Stormtroopers escorted a grumpy-looking (and recently sober) Princess Chica through the hallway of the ship, though she totter a bit because of the stun bolt (also resulting in some of her feathers sticking out of places), the chicken princess didn't even bothered to complain and continue walking.
Until Springtrap suddenly appears from one of the doorway and stops her in mid-way.
"Darth Springtrap, only you could be the biggest dick the galaxy has ever known." Chica told the Dark Lord sternly, trying to keep herself remained calm. "The Imperial Senate will not stand still for this. When they heard that you've attacked a diplomatic ship and raided my room for playboy-"
"Don't act so surprised, Your Highness." Springtrap cut her off, secretly hiding a bunch of playboy magazine that he recently stole from Chica's room behind his cape. If one could see through his helmet, you can see the Sith Bunny frantically sweating and dreaded if the Princess discovered his-... Eh, other intention coming here aside from searching the Death Star plans. "You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmission were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happen to the plans they sent you."
The Princess frowned, and pretended to looked confused. "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about." She replied, "I'm a member of the shitty Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a fuckin' traitor!" Springtrap retorted. "Take her away!"
But before she can be taken away by the white-armored furries, Chica took one last glance at Springtrap, narrowing her magenta eyes that clearly flashing with anger. And gave the Dark Lord her middle finger, despite having her hands cuffed, she managed to do so, and a smug smile formed on her beak.
"What the-"
Springtrap tried his best to hold back his anger, but if it wasn't the officer accompanying him started a conversation, he could've brandished his lightsaber and cut the Princess' middle finger off out of anger.
"Holding her is dangerous." The human officer started, then the two began walking the opposite direction where the Stormtroopers took Chica away. "If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the senate."
"I have traced the rebel spies to her." Springtrap calmly replied, "Oh, and you there." The Dark Lord pointed to a Stormtrooper with midnight purple bunny ears sticking out from his helmet.
"U-uh, yes milord?" The Stormtrooper replied, halting his steps to give a salute to his leader.
"Here," Springtrap handed the Stormtrooper a bunch of playboy magazines he hid behind his black cape. Which, the rabbit flinched a bit in response. "take this to my personal chamber in the Star Destroyer, and make sure it was delivered safely."
"U-uh..." The Stormtrooper glanced at the playboy magazines on his arms, then at Springtrap. "...o-of course milord."
"Good." Springtrap nodded, watching the Stormtrooper walked away from them. "Where was I? ... Oh yes. I have traced the rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base."
"She'll die before she'll tell you anything."
"Leave that to me." Springtrap replied, "Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed."
A dark yellow furred bear Imperial officer came approached the two. "Lord Springtrap, the Death Star plans are not aboard this ship, and no transmission were made." The officer told the Dark Lord, "An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life-forms were aboard."
"She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander." Springtrap ordered, "There'll be no one to stop us this time."
"Yes sir."
So how's that? Good? Bad? Or need some more humor? Well, let me know about it by giving it a review!
I'll try to make more parodies in the next chapter, and to be honest, I wasn't truly excited for this chapter, it just felt...too serious, and the main theme of it is actually Parody. So, hence if there isn't any enough humor in it; I barely got a spare time to write this... :/
And yes, I made Chica to like pissing Springtrap off. Because...imagine how funny it is when seeing the Dark Lord got pissed by a badass Princess? :D