DISCLAIMER: I do not own Maximum Ride even though I so wish i did
How to annoy Maximum Ride
(I do not recommend it she will kill you)
(and her reaction)
Tell her the 'school' is a good cause
Max: your one of THEM! *starts running away*
Iggy: HA Scardy Cat! Wait no I didn't mean that
Max: *punches Iggy in the stomach* Iggy: Ouch you didn't have to freaking punch me
Tell her Fang is ugly
Max: YOU! *starts chasing that person*
Fang: Awww she's over protective
Max: *blushes*
Ask her if she loves Fang
Max: HELL YEAH!
Fang: Really *blushes*
Ask her if she fell in love with Ari before he was an Eraser
Max: HE'S MY FREAKING HALF BROTHER OF COURSE I DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM
Gazzy: But you didn't know he was your half brother back then
Max: *tries to punch Gazzy*
Gazzy: *farts in her face*
The whole flock (except for Gazzy): *falls over gagging and coughing their guts out*
Iggy: Dude that was disgusting
Ask her if she's a boy because her name is Max
Max: WTF! These questions are retarded can i leave now
Everyone: NO!
Fang: Your cute when you're pissed off
Max:*attempts to punch Fang*
Fang:*sidesteps easily*
Ask her how she got her wings
Max: You read the books I was grafted with DNA!
Dragonslayer92: What kind of DNA?
Max: Im a birdkid you guess
Ask her if she's an angel come down from heaven
Max: Nope! *thinking* Angel is even though she's not sweet and innocent like real angels
Angel: Max whats that supposed to mean?
Max *thinking* CRAP why is she always reading my mind
Angel: *annoyed*
Hey guys it wasn't as funny this time but next time ill do Gazzy his should be funny -Dragonslayer92