Chapter 1 Drunk Tenten v.s. Kin

The board said Tenten v.s Kin but,Tenten was drunk and didn't feel.

"Are you coming!?"Kin shouted.

"Hold on I got to make sure my bra is on!"Tenten shouted.Then Tenten lifted her shirt up in front of everyone,"Yep I do now I've got to make sure.."

"I'm sure it's on."Gai told Tenten.Then Tenten jumped down and landed on her butt.

"You know a panda always lands on her butt."Tenten said smiling.

"What are you okay?"Kin asked.

"Yes now if you want me to take my shirt off but not my bra then I will but you owe me five bucks."Tenten said pulling off her shirt.

"What!?"Kin shouted.Then Neji whistled at Tenten's action.

"Where did my shirt go!!"Tenten shouted holding her shirt.

"You know I think I think you should check your pants!"Kankuro shouted.

"No!!"All the Kunoichi shouted in unision.

"Okay but if it's there by the time I change I'm not playing Who Wants to be Konoha's next top Whore with ya'll anymore!"Tenten shouted stumbling over to look at them.

"What?!"All of them shouted again.

"Okay fine don't tell anyone but, I still will play because I win every time!"Tenten said then she turned around at Kin.

"My duty is to kill you now!"Kin shouted getting her senbon with bells on them.

Tenten started laughing kinda like peter on family guy.

"What's so funny!"Kin shouted.

"You said DUTY!"Tenten said cracking up some more,"And why do you call yourself a sound ninja?"

"Because my weapons make sound hello my weapons are bells!"Kin shouted getting real annoyed.

"Bells don't make sound they make ding that's not sound it's a little thing called ding!"Tenten shouted.

"You are real annoying!"Kin bursted,"I withdraw!"

"And the winner is."The procter said starting to laugh,"Tenten!"

"Yes! See I told you I win every game of Who Wants to be Konoha's next top Whore!"Tenten shouted cheering.Then she jumped back up to see her fellow team members.

"Tenten you are drunk yet you still won the battle? Amazing!"Lee said.

"Who?"Tenten asked.

Fin