Trials of the half-brother chapter 1
A/N: hey there guys. Ummm this is my first naruhina fanfic. I hope you like it. WARNING: major staff sergeant spoilers here in the first chapter. Some is speculation of where I think the story is headed.
Summary: It is a full year since the horrors of the 4th great ninja war. Uchiha Madara is dead, and Uchiha sasuke has been returned to the leaf village. That's all you need to know without me completely giving away the story.
Disclaimer: why the hell would I own naruto? Do you KNOW how ANNOYING it WOULD BE to READ these annoying fanfics! Also kishimoto own them.
Chapter 1: Aftermath
Naruto sat upon the stone face of his father looking down upon his favorite village with pride. It had been a little over one year since it was destroyed by pein, and the rebuilding process was near completion. The only reason it had taken this long was because of the fourth great ninja war. Which was promptly ended after naruto and the eight tails jinchuuriki, killer bee, had fought Madara and finally put an end to him.
As naruto stepped down from the stone face of his father his grin turned into a grimace, remembering what had happened during the fight. Killer bee had died during the final fight with Madara. But as an essential casualty in killing the master shinobi.
When he was halfway down the mountain his smile retuned. As he thought of the many good things to happen since the end of the war. Tsunade gave him the rank of jounin after the final fight. Under normal circumstances that kind of thing wouldn't have been allowed under normal circumstances, but since it was a time of war the hokage had the power to promote anyone and anybody how she damn well pleased.
His smile crept up on him even more so as he ended his descent upon the mountain as he saw his new reason for living since jiraiya had died, his beloved fiancé, Hyuuga Hinata. She had confessed her love for him long before the end of the war, however due to all the crazy shit that had happened after he was unable to properly address her feelings until he was being treated after the end fight with Madara.
As of three weeks ago they were engaged. At first naruto was worried. Her father HATED him with a burning passion of a thousand narusaku fans.(A/N: do you see, what I did there?). Naruto never was much of a thinker. He was the village hero, he had literally, brought back loved ones from the dead, he had defeated a once thought long gone, ancient evil. He had brought back the evil traitor Uchiha sasuke and spared his life to boot. And ended the blight of the Uchiha clan that had long plagued the Peaceful Village of Konoha.
When Naruto had fought sasuke, he was unable to sway sasuke with his words of understanding and kindness. Unfortunately, he was still an honorable shinobi and wouldn't go back on his word, that is his ninja way. He was however able to distract sasuke long enough to gouge his eyes out. Leaving him powerless and unable to see, or use his clans bloodline. Upon his return it took about 3 months to deliberate what to do with the traitor. Sakura was still in love with him. She believed she could save him.
Konoha did not feel as trusting and understanding as sakura or naruto were. They allowed him to live. But only in exchange for his other, assets(I'm talking about his balls). With the possibility of the wretched blight that was the Uchiha clan returning to the ninja world. The council felt satisfied. Along with the hokage, sakura, and naruto. Sasuke was still alive. Sakura was more than willing to adopt. Ironically enough sasuke was much more pleasant to be around without his sharingan, sense of automatic superiority, and balls. Sasuke was finally able to understand love, and get over his hate. Thanks to sakura and naruto's devotion to their friend.
For the first time In his life, naruto felt. He felt. At peace .kishimoto was not pleased. He walked hand in hand with his fiancé to the hokage tower to report for a mission. He was excited because soon, after this and maybe a few other missions, depending on the level of happiness of the daimyo's wife's cat. Would receive. His very. Own. Genin. Team.
Once he and his fiancé had reached the tower, they went up to meet with a very drunk Tsunade. She was drinking even heavier in celebration that all this crazy akatsuki horseshit was over. Unannounced to anyone else she was allowed to retire from this menial, monotonous job within the year. All she needed was for a certain blonde haired jounin to lead a Genin team to be able to complete a B rank mission. She snickered under her breath of allll the paperwork she would leave for him to do.
When Naruto entered the office of Tsunade it was safe to say he was lookin snazzy. He did have what the kids called a 'natural swagga' about himself. He unfortunately when it came to adapting his look for the requirements of being a jounin, he severely lacked. He just wore his jounin jacket over his usual orange monstrosity for which he was known for as, 'the retarded chimp of the leaf'. He hated this name, but he was not called this out of mockery or disrespect no, he was gven this nickname during the war because like a retarded chimp, he had such immeasurable power that all would tremble and run with fear of his unknown power.
And so the drunkage spoke (a/n: do you see, what I did there?). she slurred her speech.
"heyy nawutoo, whatssupp buudddyyyyyyy?" Translation: greetings naruto, how are you?
"ehh not bad at all baa-chan" Naruto uttered, knowing Tsunade speak full well.
"coo buddy, coo. Now, what did I cawl yooz here fo? OH yuh, this heya mission. You needta take this guy right behind the sewet dwawuh where is hide my bwest swake ovuh to his home in spwing cunt-ry he. He. Hehehe." Translation: stop calling me that brat, now I need you, Hinata and shino to deliver a man to his home in spring country. This will be a C-ranked mission.
"okey dokey baa-chan, can do". Naruto said with enthusiasm.
Hinata looked at her fiancé in confusion
"don't ask honey, go meet with the caterer, ill get shino, lets meet back up at the gates in two hours. Ill have our stuff packed." Naruto told his fiancé so she wouldn't ask any questions. Not wanting to explain how he knew tsunade's slurred vocal patterns because he got really, really drunk with her the night he proposed to Hinata.
Two hours later
The team met up at the gates of konoha. With them was the employer. A high ranking noble from spring country. He and naruto had quite the conversation. Apparently he was the fiancé to the princess naruto had protected on his mission to snow country. He was sent there to verify trade routes between the two countries. He hired ninjas this time around for two reasons. One, he encountered a few low level ninas on his way to konoha and didn't want to leave his princess to mourn. And two, he thought that reuniting naruto and the princess would bring some joy to his wife-to-be's heart.
On their way to spring country they had indeed encountered a few low level shinobi, but nothing that shino's bugs or naruto's shadow clones couldn't handle.
Once on the boat to spring country, teyori, the princesses fiancé, saw it fit to strike up conversation with naruto.
"so, you know my fiancé?" teyori asked awkwardly.
"yeah, she was a handful, but I don't have to tell you that do i?" naruto commented. Not even noticing the mixed feelings of confusion, frustration, and anger in the nobles face.
"umm. No, actually, not at all. Ever." The noble added. Venom in his voice.
"oh! Well, this is akward." Naruto commented.
"hmm Quite." Teyori finished. Having no further interest in continuing the conversation in his angered state, he walked away.
"this is going to be a looonng mission" naruto thought allowed to his fiancé, whom was next to him. Blushing from embarrassment for her beloved.
"for you maybe naruto-kun, I plan on spending my time either in bed or in the hot springs once we reach the palace" Hinata said in a matter-of-fact sort of way.
2 Weeks later
With the spring country noble safe with his fiancé, completely unoffended and safe. The squad headed home, naruto eager as he was anticipating to get his genin team once they got home. Hinata was happy, the time in the palace of spring country was like a pre-honeymoon for her and her naruto. No they didn't do that they had decided to wait for their wedding night, but nonetheless, they had an incredibly romantic time. In her opinion they deserved a medal for being able to keep it in their pants the entire trip. Poor Hinata, she was a closet pervert. She wanted to sooo badly. But she just couldn't. her values were too strong. Damn moral code.
As they passed the border into fire country, they were encountered by a strange man. He was adorned in a strange cloak with another cloak around the top half of it. Like a 360 tablecloth around his neck.(sorry I suck at describing this, think hikaru's outfit from the third movie only brown). On his back was a strange string instrument. Hinata thought it was what some elders had the branch family play during dinners on special occasions with her family. But she forgot what it was called.
"whats with the violin?" shino questioned. An eyebrow raised at the strange man.
"none of your damn business" the man said.
"who the hell are you?" naruto asked, somewhat intruiged by the strange man
"the plot" the author made the man speak. In order to get some sort of cheap laugh
A/N: okay guys, how was that horrific, god-awful, uneventful, mind numbingly boring? Let me know in a review of what you think. You can flame me if you want. I don't care this is a hobby and I know how the story ends because its in my damn mind. Anyway. 10 actual reviews = I continue this story. NOTE there will be a lemon in the next five chapters. I apologize for the first half of this I realize it is mostly just me describing what shit happened after chapter 542 as it is currently the newest chapter.