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You readers wise and kind like Dumbledore but badass like Iron Man picked the right story or maybe write story thats a pun but OK this is not for kiddies but ADULT ONLY for it has all the kinks for sexual erotic accept a few I delete just to punish certain dudes and chicks whom shall remain nameless.

There is all the best vilence, s-x, nasty, honry, wet and lesbo rapetastic nasty diaper that will totally calm your sexy beastrapes and maybe give you new kinks and fetishes blood and guts all wet and gore!

RELIEF!

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You if you smart you might want to hear ABOUT THE STORY for the info. for the storry other then warnings you need to know and this is the section what tells you LIKE IT IS the COMPLETE UNVARNISH INSIDE INFORMATION that is EXCLUSIVE and COOL in this section!

The red text is x-tra explaining you would need ONLY IF YOU STUPID (so skip this red font text if yo becuz some stupid chicksh-ts left bad reviews and maybe they dont understand the puns which if you see a word spelled differently then you think it should be you should CHECK YOUR BRAIN and not MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF in front of the ENTIRE INTERNET becaus I look up all the hard words in dictionary com and I'm good grades in school and know how to spell the easy words and I make lots of puns like 'weather' is the outside air if it rains or somethin. and 'whether' is a choice like "whether to pork a redhead or a bluenette" and when you mix it up badass this is a clever pun!

They're is also "creative spelling" which is not mispelled but IS A CHOICE and BEFUDDLES THE CLOSED MIND of those dudes and chicks who DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT KARMA. Being creative spreads love and peace in the world and exposes certain dudes and chicks for there WRONG THINKING!

Also let me tell you ABOUT THE EASTER EGGS for these also confuse the stupid wuss scardey readers wusses and they make BAD REVIEW which ONLY EMBARASS THEMSELVES becuase it EXPOSE THEIR BRAIN THINKING! Easter Eggs are like those easter eggs on DVDs or Blue Ray! This fan fiction story is special and "unique" for having easter Eggs for I see NOBODY ELSE GIVES YOU THIS MUCH.

Also another thing also I change my policy on bad reviews and NO LONGER DELETE THEM AND PUT THEM BACK ON EDITED FOR BETTER like I used to do becuz they said maybe I was scared to show all my reviews WHICH IS NOT TRUE BUT A B-STARD LIE for I am a badass and I don't care whut anyone says. THIS IS PROOF!

There are other things that I should tell you but I leave these as surprises in other notes at the begin. of other chapters, okay? Yeah! They are very mysterious and maybe you shouldn't peak at other chapters becuase it ruins the surprise!

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Kazumi was next to the pool becuze this matters later in the story fanfic but not yet. He had blue hair and was kawaii macho and his hair in the manly bits place was blue too! He was Buddhist which made him extra badass and he says "Namaste" to everyone in a big outdoor voice and scares the cr-p out of them but not "literally" becase poop fetish is gross and disgust! None of that in the storry! Diapers but no po-p!

Kazumi had the superior religion out of them three at Hyper Junction which is the new name of the school ever since Hyper Police characters came there. The second best religion and also the sexiest was what redhead Mutsuki had which was Miko! Her religoin made her three times as sexy as if she had been a Christain! Miko gave Mutsuki lots of karma chi with serious hand motions!

Than the 3rd member of the student council was Haruto and he was blonde and Catholic which is the type of Christan what likes Mary the virgin alot and goes to mass to drink wine! Being Chritain made him less cool and not at all badass because his Christ powers were not as strong as Budda powers or Miko powers!

Budding is from Japan and so is Miko so these are very wonderful power utopia religions and Miko is sexy too but actualy both are sexy but Miko is the sexiest religion but neither one is the COMPLETE TRUTH but only PART OF THE TRUTH becaz only aliens have the secret of COMBINE ALL RELIGIONS INTO ONE SUPER-MASSIVE RELIGION WITH MANY ORBS but humans do as best they can and so they invented lots of sexy religions and it is important to know which ones you should use for which purposes!

The rest of the religoins were not discovered in Japan but mostly by Jews except for Druid and Hindu. It is like one of those movies where the hero hasta assemble many magic pieces into a whole magic object and only then does it make sense! Most humans can only have 2 or maybe three religions at a time but if you stretch your mind you can get more and increase your s-x karma power!

There were two chicks having a tickle fight in the bed! It was very fapping-worthy for your fapping hand but it wasn't described just to punish you!

The 3 members of the Hyper Junction Student Council were assembled at THE POOL for there ghost battles continue and someone rumors their is a werewolf in the pool! That werewolf was Batonen from the Hyper Police anime accept he goes to school here now becaxse it is a crossover.

Batonen does jump out of the pool with a super backflip and his brother Tommy who is a blonde werewolf follows him and he says, "Hey dudes for we just want to join the student council too."

More Hyper Police characters show up, which is Natsuki the catgirl with green hair and Sakura the kitsune foxgirl with silver hair and many big fluffy tails like a giant diaper made of fur and bulge out behind her as if full but it is only fluffy fur and not sh-t okay?

Natsuki the catgirl and Sakura the fox are both legal 18. They say, "For we must join student council too" and the parasites living in Natsuki's hair start writing a petition.

Now Kazumi was not paying a tension becuz he was "hitting on" the chick Mutsuki.

Kazumi was full of orgasms and he danced on the table and sang, "I'm the Jizzmaster B for I am faster on the draw than anyone and I shoot the target fast from lots of practiuce and breed the female before any other dudes. I got the puberty yeah and practice real smooth and sexy with internet p-rn and when the practice makes perfect than I let the chicks worship at my feet Namaste for the m-n-j-zz will flow like mayonaise squirt bottles all over your face which is a 'facial' or 'bukake' and 5 years of p-berty practice for now I am totally legal 18 for the porking and so are you and their is no excuse left for why we should not pork each other like a pork sandwich!"

Mutsuki says, "No for I will not pork you Kazumi for I am shota-sexual! I drool for underage little boys! I don't want a big manly dude with sexy religion like you!"

Kazumi kick her hard with one foot and screams, "This is Japan!" and than Mutsuki falls backwards into the pool (this is an easter egg for those smart readers who know what it's about).

Haruto says, "For this shota is wrong and to pork little boys is a sin and we Catolics must always try to get rid of the shota-sexuals whom love our Catholic Churches for some mysterious reason!"

Naruto was not smart to know what the reason was but all the smart dudes and chicks know!

Natsuki said, "I do not know if shota is wrong or right becuz I must confess dearly and cry for I am catsexual but it is okay becase I am a cat-girl I think."

Kazumi looked at Natsuki and her soft cat ears and fluffy cat tail and his pecker got a couple of longer and he says, "I do not understand. Tell me about this cat-sexual orientatation and I will judge!"

Natsuki crys with big emo kitty tears and say, "I org-sm whenever I see a cat and go into heat and then I want to let all the big Buddhising guys do the kinky porking with me so ashamed and upload on the INTERNET for the s-xual education but than my parents see it and spank me!"

Now Matsuki crawls out of the pool coughing up water and said, "Why you kick in the water! Shota-sexual is born that way and not cured ever!"

Kazumi said from his Budda power wisdom, "That is not true Mutsuki for all the dudes turn gay for me and all the lesbains turn straight for me! My scholong is power and freedom! If you do not submit away from your perverted underage I will punish you in the name of the moon with diapers and spanking!"

Buddha and Christ loved Kazumi for trying to stop the porking of underage boys!

FLASHBACK TO THE PAST

Mutsuki was on a certain plane while Hermiuone, Neville and Voldemort did certain things from my other story. Her n-pples were changing color with her mood but nobody could see it and she had a prisoner which was Quorra from the Tron fandom!

Mutsuki evilly said, "Quora for you our my hostage and I will spank with tremendous fetishes and blood tentacles!"

So I mostly had puns instead of Easter Eggs but wait until you see next chappie for that chapter is LOADED!