Disclaimer: I would love to own Yu Yu Hakusho. I really do. I would give Hiei and Kurama larger parts, keep the battles interesting, and make certain no one thinks anyone on ther is gay! (well...maybe Karashu if he was still alive. ((which I'm glad he's not))) But unfortunetly I don't and I can't. So I'll have to stick with the fanfiction...ENJOY!

Unexpected Parenting

The Change

It was supposed to be a simple mission, (of any were). Go in, beat up a few demons, and go home. However, this particular case ended with an unexpected twist that leaves Yusuke with the hardest lesson of his life. Parenthood.

Alright Koenma, what so you want from us this time!" Spirit Detective Yusuke Urameshi grunted annoyed. Keiko had given him another lecture on the impotence of staying in school which started off his bad mood for the day.

Kuwabara was only slightly annoyed because he was called for just before he was about to take a test he actually studied for.

Kurama and Hiei were already waiting for them in the room.

The toddler ruler huffed as he showed the crew yet another tap for their latest case, "Spirit World Intelligence reports that a demon conspiracy in the black market are trying to unlock the secret to internal life, and youth and produce it for humans. You have to infiltrate the stronghold and stop the project. If forbidden knowledge is released it would mean disaster for us all."

That was the mission. But the outcome was most unexpected.

Ting!

Bang!

Tong!

Seven demon fell down dead by Hiei's blade.

Kurama spun his whip like a propeller to bring several more down.

Yusuke and Kuwabara shot, stabbed, punched away. But the brutes kept on coming.

Meanwhile an octopus demon in a lab coat was hurrying out to a corridor carrying a rectangular machine with a globe in the center filled with spirit energy, "No one! No one can steal my invention!" it hissed in both anger and fear.

Franticly the scientist ran in-between the frightened guards and pressed a large red button that read 'Self Destruct'.

Red lights flashed. The building started to shake and crumble. The lesser demon screamed and ran in fear out of the room for an exit.

Despite the commotion Kuwabara spotted one of the demonologists running in the opposite direction, "Hey guys! That freakaziod is making off with the box thing!"

Disgusted he didn't see it sooner Hiei jumped over a fleeing ogre, "I'm on it!"

The fire apparition zigzagged around their cowardly opposition. Kicking his speed into high gear he caught up with the scientist.

The other one stopped seeing Hiei now standing in front of them grinning.

"Stay there! Don't come any closer!"

"I don't have time to hear any foolish attempt to intimidate me."

"Ah! But time is what I CAN give you!" The octopus grinned mischievously for his last resort.

Sections of ceiling were falling down around them.

Hiei looked down at the desperate excuse of a demon cower before him.

"I can make you immortal young one. Imagine it…doing everything you want without the worries of time slipping away or wondering just how much you have left. With this…And since only I know how it works, you'll need me as well. Hehehe!"

The black haired fire demon slashed out his sword, "Immortality is a waste."

"Oh no! I can keep you young too. Life and youth. Now you can't pass up an opportunity like that now can you?"

Hiei narrowed his eyes. Before the other demon could say anymore the blade of his sword had crushed through the orb of the machine and both the device , and the stronghold, exploded.

Ka-BAM!

Yusuke was the first to awoke, buried underneath a pile of rock and rubble. Slowly be climbed up at out of his tomb shoving the larger fragments from his path, "'So what did you do this weekend Yusuke?' 'On nothing special, just thought I'd try out what burial is like for the next time I die.'"

Just after he made that joke both Kurama and Kuwabara dug out from their graves slightly burned from the explosion.

"Whoow! What a blast…let's not do that again can we?"

The kitsune tossed his hair from his face sending a cloud of dust in the air, "Is everyone alright?" he called before coughing some dust from his lungs.

Yusuke coughed in response, "Yeah. I'm still alive. I think."

"I've been better."

But a third voice didn't answer. No one else answered. The boys looked over each shoulder wondering what was missing.

Hiei!

Where's Hiei?

"Anyone seen Hiei?" Yusuke asked half in urgency.

Kuwabara looked over to where the hall used to be, "Last I saw he went that way. You don't think he…?"

"No! No he cant be. He's too fast to get stuck here." The Spirit Detective stumbled out of the debris. Limping along the remaining wall he hurried over to look for the fire demon.

The other two followed to aid in the search.

Each of them looked through a different pile of fallen stone and steel.

Kuwabara shoved aside a huge slab over a rubble pile and jumped in surprise, "Whooaw! Hey guys…I think you need to take a look at this!"

The baggy black robes of the fire demon laid empty on the floor as though the owner simply vanished from them. And at the head playing with a headband longer then itself was a baby, with large red tinted eyes, and short black spiky hair.

Well what do you think? Please Read and Review. (puppydog eyes)