AN: Hey guyz this is my first story so be nice! Give good reviews dont flame me!

Eliza: Dont worry gurl they wont flame you, this story kicks ass!
Me (Scarlet): Sure thing Eliza! Hey gurl, you wanna go shopping next week?
Eliza: O to the M to the G! Theres this super cute dress I saw in hot topic!
me: OMG you have to show it to me!... well heres the story

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"Maria get down the stairs now!" screamed my mom. I rolled my eyes and yelled "Coming!" before looking into my mirror. A heart shaped face with two sparkling azure orbs and perfect white teeth stared back at me. Grinning, I flipped my long sleek silvery-blonde hair which fell down my back like a shiny waterfall, and changed my eyes emerald-green. Yes I can do that.

I pulled on a tight white dress with medium size balck polka dots and a red belt under my mahoosive boobs (double ds im so proud). It came to the middle of my thigh, and had short frilly sleeves. I pulled on red thigh length boots and quickly commed my hair before ruining down the stairs.

When I got there Brent was sat at the table eating some coffee. Hes 16 (2 years older then me) and his my half brother. We have the same mom but different dads. His dad died before Brent was born. I dint know anything about me dad, mom always reused to bring it up, she always felt guilty about it though so I could emotionally blackmail her into doing what I wanted.

Mom walked in. She had puffs under her eyes from drinking too much last night. "Dam it Maria, your going to wear those boots in the middle of July?" she asked. "Yeah, so? Make me some coffee." I snapped. She obeyed me.

I saw she had a point, we live in Malibu California and its really hot in July. Im used to the heat, Ive lived here since before I even came out of my moms womb. Mom and Brent moved here when she was pregant with me. I ask if its anything to do with my dad and she dont look me in the eyes. Specking of eyes I guess I get my power to change my eye colour from my dad, my mom and Brent cant do it. Im glad because that makes me SPESHAL.

After I ate my coffee with whipped cream on top (how do you whip cream anyway? Does some guy hit a glass of milk with a whip? OMG my breakfasts been abused!1) I ran outside to check the mail. There were three letters there, one for me, one for Brent, and one for mom. I went back inside and threw there letters at them and ripped open mine. I read it quickly.

Miss Maria Meadowcroft,

Here is your list of equipment needed for your fourth year of Malibu Academy of Magical Arts. The semester starts September 5th. Hope your having a rockin summer.

Yours sincerly,

David Pendragon

Headmaster of Malibu Academy of Magical Arts

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, my brother and I are wizards (well Im a witch but whateva). For the past 4 years Ive been a student at Malibu Academy of Magical Arts (AN: From now on im going to call it MAMA coz its too long to type out). I shouted over to my mom, who was reading her letter with a expression like some1 kicked a puppy "Mom! We got our letters from MAMA!" Mom looked up. "You and your brother won't be going back to MAMA this year, dear." She said. "What do you mean?" I asked in confused. "I have a letter from your grandpa Albus Dumbledore telling me that its safe to return to England." she said. Then she explained. "Your father is an evil man Maria. His a mass murderer in England. After I got pregant with you your grandpa sent us to live in Malibu to keep you safe from your dad. But now its safe to go back." "No!" I screamed, and ran away.

I ran up to my room and fell on the floor and bust into tears. Then I ran over to my desk and grabbed my rose petal pink iphone and typed a message to my bestest friend ever Alice (Eliza this is you!)

Alice Mom says I'm not going back to MAMA this year! I hate her so much, I wish my sperm self would have never entered her womb. My dads also a serial killer, which is just so not cool. We were sent here by my grandpa to keep me safe, but not we have to go back! OMG I feel like commiting suicide!

I pressed send, then dissolved onto my floor crying. I was so mad and sad. So mad that my hair burst into flames (yeah, it does that when Im mad). After spraying my hair with the fire extinguisher from the wall I checked my iphone I had a text from Alice.

OMG Maria no offense but your mom is a dyke. Why dont you stay wit me for the rest of the summer? We just got a new pool, and were going surfing tomorrow. Oh and dont worry about your dad, your too beautiful to kill.

I realised she was right. I am beautiful. As well as my heart shaped face, gorgeous hair and special eyes, Im also tall and slander, with long legs that go on forever, curves in all the right places, and a slim waist. I have natural fair skin what has a healthy tan from the Malibu sun. Im very toned from surfing, which is my favourite pastime which I share with my brother.

I pulled my school trunk from under my bed and started to throw in my stuff on top of my school things. I threw in my iphone, my favourite dresses and other clothes, my wand (rosewood 26 centimeters long with a tail hair from my pet unicorn Strawberry), my surfboard, my Ultraviolet 2000 (the best broom in the world, better than the Firebolt), and a bag full of galleons. I pulled my stuff out the window (so my mom cunt see me) and jumped onto it. I used my wandless magic (I just have my wand for an ornament I dont use it) to tie my trunk onto my broomstick. Then I flew to Alices house.

She was waiting for me when I got there. We squealed a lot and hugged then I dumped my stuff and ran back to my house. Strawberry was in a paddock round the back. Hes cotton candy pink with a hot pink mane, tail, and horn. I jumped on his back and rode him to Alices house (noone noticed).

I got to Alices house and noticed my stuff was left in the hall. I was shocked, it wasnt like Alice and her parents to be lazy dicks and leave my stuff lying on the cold hard ground. "Hello?" I called. Noone answered me. Then a dark figure stepped out of the shadows and grabbed me...

TO BE CONTINUED

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Eliza: OMG gurl that was amazing, but WTF why did you call my parents dicks?
Me: Their not your parents their Alices parents
Eliza: Oh right, well this chapter was the best thing I ever read in my life! Better than the proper books!
Me: I know right! If you liked it (and that will be anyone with a brain) review, but speak nice, or I kill you. Flamers will be reported and blocked. If I dont get at least 5 good reviews then Im not updating.