LUIGI

You can thank Mr. Sonic "Hilarious" Hedgehog for the title… Admittedly, it was Tails' idea to record our crazy adventure here. And, man, was it ever crazy. From the giant bird, to Bowser and Eggman, to the freaky dreams… But I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?

Anyway, my name's Luigi. Maybe you've heard of me, but you probably haven't. I'm sure you've heard of my big bro, Mario, though. Yup, I'm the little brother of the most awesome, amazing, all-around hero there ever was.

SONIC: What am I, chopped liver?

TAILS: Sonic, wait your turn.

It was just a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser, thankfully, wasn't attacking that day – For anyone who doesn't know, Bowser attacks at least twice a month. Usually twice a week; sometimes every other day. He's a persistent dragon… turtle… ox… Thing.

My bro and I were visiting Peach at her castle, just a normal little tea party. Then Mailtoad (… Come to think of it, I never actually asked his name. Now I feel like a horrible friend… Way to go, Luigi.) came rushing in, saying we had a letter. And it turns out it was an invitation, to a sleep-themed island resort!

… If that sounds weird, you know nothing about how the life of the Super Mario Bros works.

They must've expected us to say yes, because they sent a blimp with the letter. An actual blimp, carrying a platform under it to ferry passengers around. And they sent a dog to greet us… A block dog. I think his name is Broggy, Bowser took care of him a while back… Or something.

The blimp ride was when things got interesting for me.

MARIO: Weehee! You fell asleep, bro!

Okay, yeah, I did. But it's relevant. So, anyway, the dog had a screen on its back, and the person in charge of Pi'illo Island (that's seriously what it's called) showed up on it. I was already tired, so I kind of zoned out a bit… Come to think of it, that's probably when I fell asleep. What caught my attention was when Dr. Snoozemore's image said "And that OTHER passenger… He looks VERY interesting."

Next thing I knew, a huge pillow flopped down out of nowhere onto the blimp. Weird, but not concerning… Untill it morphed inot some giant creepy bat thing and started throwing everyone off the blimp! I barely managed to grab onto the ledge, and I could just barely see Mario facing off against this thing from where I was.

MARIO: Huh? Antasma? That was your dream? No wonder you…

Still my turn, bro, you're up next, remember? Anyway, Toadsworth was reminding Mario how to… Jump on enemies. Again. Mario was looking pretty annoyed, just like he always does when Toadsworth starts doing this. He just ignored him, jumping on the creep and dodging past the barrage of bats sent his way.

You've probably heard rumors about Mario's strength, and fighting prowess, and probably think they're an exaggeration of the truth. Well, I'll put those rumors to rest right now.

The rumors… Are true. Maybe there's a couple that aren't, but, for the most part…

This random, powerful-looking creep was beaten to the ground in thirty seconds. My bro is number one, he's really that good.

MARIO: Haha! You too, bro! We're ALL number one! Me, you, Tails, and Sonic! All of us!

… Uh, thanks, bro. Anyway, the bat king… Did not like being beaten by Mario. He basically blew up half the blimp, and the next thing I knew, we were all falling down towards the island below. It looked like our blimp was going to crash right into another one. I'll be honest, I was… a bit scared. The fall might not have hurt me, but I'm sure being crushed by a blimp would.

I heard Dr. Snoozemore's voice yelling loud and clear, "Next stop! Pi'illo Island!" I'm not sure what happened after that… I think I woke up and then blacked out for some reason. Mario, you know what happened next, so…

I'm posting this right around midnight where I am, so...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! And that means... New story!

It's a Mario and Luigi: Dream Team adaptation, with Sonic and Tails accompanying the Mario Bros! This is a bit of an experiment - The POV will be in first person, switching between the four characters. This isn't something I've done before, so I hope I pull it off well enough... Luigi's got the first, introductory chapter. Mario's up next, and his chapter will be a fair bit longer. I'll post it as soon as it's ready, which shouldn't be too long.