YU«GI«OH!: Rise From the Deep
By: DMEX
I Don't Own Anything except my own Monsters
(Note: This takes place in the Lost Episodes ark, around the Game Assassins Saga)
Ch. 1
Fathoms Bellow; The Watchful Eye of Triton!
-Somewhere on the Ocean-
Sugaroku: Isn't this sea breeze wonderful Eric-kun?
Eric: That's just what everyone needs! The salty sea air, a gentle breeze, all in a days good voyage.
Jounouchi: *Keh* Who cares?
Vomits
Honda: JOUNOUCHI!! If you're going to puke, do it off the ship!!
Jounouchi: Whadda ya think I've been doing, smartass!?
Anzu: Don't fight you two!
Jounouchi: Honda started it!
Honda: DID NOT!!
Pan to an orange background where Jounouchi and Honda are fighting each other as chibis
Anzu: Why do I even bother?
(WHACK!)
Honda: Maybe now you'll think before you puke…
Yugi is fishing with Miho
Yugi: Why aren't the fish biting?
Miho: You can try Miho's personal lure.
It's actually a mini version of Miho but as a mermaid
Yugi (skeptical): If you say so…
Sailor: It takes patience little one.
Yugi (thinking): Little one?! I'm in High School!!
Sailor: King Triton must be in a friendly type mood.
Yugi: Triton?
Anzu: You mean the sea god?
Sugaroku: Why he's the Ruler of the Deep, Anzu-Chan? Everyone knows about King Triton.
Honda: *feh* Next you're going to tell us he's the leader of the merpeople. Such bullshit.
Jounouchi: Every man dreams of meeting a mermaid. Just think, I could make a fortune with her hidden treasures.
Pan to a scene with Jounouchi with a harem of mermaids and he's actually laughing like most greedy bastards and he's smoking a cigar
(WHACK!) 3 guesses as to who punched Jounouchi
Anzu (angry): DON'T EVER HAVE THAT THOUGHT AGAIN!!
Jounouchi: Does the First Amendment mean anything to you?
Anzu: Not when it's YOUR perverted thoughts!
Jounouchi: I'll kick your ass!
Eric: Is he always like this?
Honda: Only after Jounouchi has about 4 bottles of Surge.
Yugi: I got a bite.
Pulls it only to be a very small minnow
-Meanwhile-
*: WHAT!? WHERE THE HELL IS SHE!?!?
*: Your Majesty. I only took my eyes off of her for a moment--
*: Well go find her!!
* (thinking): Ariel! You better NOT BE where I think you are!
To Be Continued…