Not So Normal Dream
A PewDiePie FanFic
Summary: Submitted for the PewDiePie FanFiction contest.
Disclaimer: I don't own shit.
A/N: That's right, ShadowsOfPenAndPaper is a PewDiePie fan. Whatch'a gonna do about it? Eh? :P He appeals to my twenty year old humour. Lol.
So Poods is having a contest and although I have already submitted this one AND trolled the hell out of Felix, I figured I would upload my…whatever this is, to FF. XD So this is just me being as positively silly as I can be. Hope at least some of my followers know who Poods is, or at least get my references. Otherwise you won't get it, but it still may be funny to read. Hope you like it!
Birds chirped quietly as the sun rose high in the sky. And higher yet. No a little bit more than what you would have thought. A young man by the name of Felix, more so known as PewDiePie by his YouTube bro army, slept peacefully away in his bed; well, that was until one of the named nuisances called birds smacked into his window. Felix awoke with a start, and sitting up in his bed, he scanned the room. His eyes finally rested on the window where the startling smack had been heard. A fairly large bird sat there staring at him. They shared an eye war as they stared at one another before the bird opened its small beak.
"PewDiePie!" it squawked. "Wha-?" Felix uttered, his jaw dropping and his eyebrows raising. The bird continued to squawk 'PewDiePie' through the window staring at the other. As this went on, Felix became increasingly disturbed. His eyes narrowed as he slowly got out of bed. Walking over to the window he pointed at the annoying bird. "Are you a duck?" he asked. The bird was silent for none but a moment before it squawked again. "Duck!" it cried flapping its wings. Felix glared at the bird before turning away from it, he either needed to stop staying up as late, or he needed to stop thinking about ducks.
"Duck!" it cried again. "Kill!" it squawked and without pausing a beat, smacked its beak against the glass, "PewDiePie." Felix turned to glare at the now confirmed duck in a slow manner. "What did you just say?" he asked inching his way over to the window. "Ha! Even if you wanted to hurt me, you can't open the window!" Felix pointed and laughed at the duck stuck on the other side of the window. With a slam Felix was on the ground and he let out a grunt. The duck was settled on his stomach staring at him. Felix let out a girlish-I mean manly scream as he started whapping the bird. "I'm too famous to die~" he cried. The duck looked at him, reaching out its feathery wings. It began to shake him. And not that slow kind of shake either; it was like the duck had been taking steroids. Felix felt the blood rush out of his head, and maybe a bit of his soul.
He shut his eyes, still feeling the bird shake him. 'This is it, this is how I go', he thought. Suddenly a bright light passed his closed eyelids and the feeling of being shaken stopped. He opened his eyes, seeing that it was bright out and noting that he had grabbed Stephano to hold in his sleep. Felix chuckled before setting the statue of Stephano on his nightstand and rolling over to sleep more. Daylight or not, he would sleep. With his back turned, Felix couldn't see the waddling shadow next to his bed. The duck winked and somewhere Marzia screamed. She had dropped the Dew.
.End.