Just a super short one-shot with some Finn!Bashing and a little Faberry. Enjoy
There where many things in life that Finn Hudson did not understand.
For example, math. No matter how hard the boy tried, he simply could not understand the most part of it. And how the hell was he supposed to calculate all the numbers right, if there were all these letters and symbols getting in the way? It's impossible and irrational, he concludes.
He didn't understand why praying to Grilled Cheesus seemed so ridiculous to other people. He also couldn't remember President Obama's last name…
Also, those big and difficult words that people used just to get him confused. The way Rachel talked was pretty damn confusing. All these terms and names and eventual Broadway referenced were really boring. Most of the time, he just pretended to be listening to her so she would think he was being attentive. It's what most boyfriends do anyway.
Speaking of Rachel, Finn couldn't understand (again) why they weren't together. He broke up with Quinn, that douchebag Jesse wasn't around anymore, and Puckerman was too busy knocking up other people's girlfriends to hit on her. Rachel was single and he was too. Wasn't he, like, what she most wanted? They should be making out right now!
So, there were a lot of things that Finn Hudson didn't get. Calculus, vocabulary, dating… or why he was almost failing in Spanish, because he did remember to copy all the right answers from Brittany…
Now, as he sat on the choir room during glee rehearsal, he wondered why the hell were Quinn and Rachel singing a duet. But he clapped at the end anyway. But then, things got a lot more confusing!
And that's why he spent the next five minutes wondering why had Quinn grabbed Rachel by the waist and kissed the daylights out of her. Or why the shorter brunette was responding the kiss with such enthusiasm.
The most disturbing part of it all, really, was that all the others gleeks were acting like this wasn't any news, like this wasn't the biggest piece of gossip since… ever.
What the fuck?