Sasori smiled as he stirred his big witch pot, filled with beef, potatoes, and small children alike. ''Hmmm, it just needs that finishing touch'' he said to himself as he licked his finger that was recently dipped into his horrifying solution of human soup. ''Aha, just the thing I need" he thought to himself, looking at a picture of Naruto Uzumaki. He set off on his journey to find the ''ingredient'' he needed so badly, ''Just got to get home before soup goes bad.'' Said Sasori looking at his watch. Meanwhile, Naruto had just finished mission briefing, ''Ok! So we just gotta take down this Sasori guy!?' No problem granny!'' Said Naruto to Tsunade, ''Don't take it so lightly Naruto! This is an S rank mission!'', but Naruto was already out the door with his companions Jiraiya and Sasuke. They walked for hours with ''Nothing exiting'' according to Naruto, ''Thats it! Im stopping for a ramen brea-" He stopped in his tracks and looked down at a little white bunny, ''Aww im gonna name it... Jiraiya!'' Jiraiya appeared in front of Naruto with a rasengan, ''You Bastard! he yelled, plunging it straight into Naruto's heart '' It was-a a joke" said Naruto before he was blasted across the entire forest! Naruto's body lay in pieces, his limbs were scattered and his head was five inches into a rock. '' That was a clone, right?'' said Jiraiya with a look of worry on his face. ''well...'' Started Sasuke as he ripped the head out of the rock, still dripping with blood.
''Knock knock'' Sasori said, ''Hmm this should be my last stop before capturing that kid'' he thought to himself, the door slammed open, revealing a smiling Deidara. ''Sasori my man, what can I do for you today.'' ''How about removing your organs for me'', Deidara frowned, Sasori stuck a blade straight up his stomach and his intestines fell out, Deidara looked at Sasori with a straight face, before tipping over dead. ''That should do it' he dragged deidara into a nearby butcher shop, to get the tools he needed to get things done quickly.
"Of course its me you idiot!" yelled the head in Sasuke's hands, Sasuke screamed dropping the head back in the dirt."Well what are you waiting for! Stitch me back together you idiots!" "No, I think that will do just fine" said Sasori " After all your already minced into perfect pieces!" "I got this Sasuke, you take Naruto back to the village!" " Got it!" Sasuke replied collecting Naruto's pieces and stuffing them into a bag. "Well I guess I have to kill you first" Sasori said gently, but rather creepily to Jiraiya. "Tsk! give it your best shot puppet boy, Sage Mode!"