FINN's really stepped in it this time!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
Our story begins in a humble grocery store in the candy kingdom
Finn chuckles to himself at her cleverness as he approach's the counter with the "item." Here you go
miss.
A jolly rancer named Ayame began totaling up the price. Okay, one ramen with toppings...wait these
aren't toppings.
what do you mean?! Shouted fin as he frantically darted his eyes back and forth with guilt.
Sir you've clearly placed candy on the ramen in an attempt to cover up your extra purchases
Wha- it was already like that it really was!
a monds bar is not a topping! a twizzler is not a topping! a jolly rancher is not a topping! perhaps in
heaven they are, but not here!
I'm afraid you must either pay for the extra stuff or I will call for the constable!
Finn started to panic. Wait, please I don't have the money on me...
I'll pay for him, said a nearby sour ball that slapped some bills on the table.
Finn smiled, thanks miss...?
Call me nabiki, and don't thank me yet. I intend to be paid back plus interest.
Finn shrugged, okay that's cool I got plenty of treasure at my house-
I'm not interested in money, said nabiki as she drags finn away
Wait-wha-
5 HOURS LATTER
right, I'm going in!
Shouts finn as he jumps off the 5th story deck... crashing right into the 1st story deck
Finn let out a moan of pain. Okay, this time for real!
shouts finn as he jumps off the boat...and crashes on top of the humpback whale
Seriously? Snapped finn, forget this! I'll just pay you whatever you want!
Nabiki smirked, too late. You already signed away all your worldly possessions to me when you agreed
for the free buffet and t.v.!
Wha- but I- You jerk! Nuts to you! I'm not doing this!
Nabiki glared at him. Do it or I'll send these Photo-shopped pictures of you and lumpy space princess
in the shower together to princess bubblegum, marceline, flame princess, Beezy, and susan strong!
Finn quivered in fear. No! they'll tear apart my man-meat! Shouted finn as he protectively covers his
privates.
Then it occurred to him. Wait, where did you get pictures-
you should really lock your door when you shower...By the way, I apologize for accusing your sword
obsession as a sign for over-compensation. Clearly, I couldn't have been more wrong. She said with a
smirk as she gave a wolf whistle for emphasis.
Fin blushed. Man, don't be peeping at my bod!
Nabiki smiled, then get to it!
Finn groaned reluctantly, okay...
and so he dives off the stationary whale...right into a swarm of stinging red jellyfish...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also I'd like to apologize for all the times I was mad at people for taking to long to update, juggling real life is hard!