Twilight and Skulduggery Pleasant
I would first like to say that I do not own any characters or places in the book.
Any character from Skulduggery Pleasant is owned by Derek Landy.
Any character from Twilight is owned by Stephanie Meyer.
So with the disclaimer's out of the way, on with the story...
Chapter 1
Valkyrie was at school. Why? She did not know. Skulduggery had done this. He was probably putting a theory to the test. Fletcher was with her. Why? She did not know. Fletcher would say it was for protection. But, besides teleporting, what could Fletcher do that she, or any other person, couldn't do? It was so boring. She was sat, next to Fletcher, in another geography lesson. Fletcher's constant failed attempts of cheering her up had become very annoying. She had taken to ignoring everyone, and putting her head in her arms, in a way to warn them not to speak to her. Finally, the bell rung. Valkyrie shot up and ran out of the room, ignoring the teacher's protests. She thought it was lunch, when she remembered, she had maths. Valkyrie groaned.
Maths. Nobody's fond of maths. Except for nerd's and dork's and intelligent wraths. For you know when it come's for you. There's homework in your living room. There is maths in your gravy. Even if you hide at sea, there're mathmatition's in the navy. Intelligent people your days are numbered, Maths will get you while you slumber. After school, it will come for you and tear your brains in two. Because, you like school, you like school, you cannot fool and you really like maths. You like school, you like school, you cannot fool and you really like maths. Oh, no. Valkyrie really shouldn't have watched THE OWLS SONG last night. (I know some people who are clever don't like school/maths, but I couldn't think).
Valkyrie waited out of the classroom, until the class was waved in. She sat in her seat and didn't look at anyone. The teacher finally spoke up, "Class, I would like to introduce you to our new members." Valkyrie didn't look up. Great. New people. The reflection would be so much better at this. "This is Isabella, Edward, Alice, Jacob and Rennesme."
"Please call me Bella," said a soprano voice so smooth, Valkyrie almost looked up. Almost. Valkyrie became aware of Lunar Tears beside her. She signed up a week ago, very excited like she knew something would happen. Valkyrie could sense her bobbing up and down. "Edward, why don't you sit beside Stephanie?" No! Not beside Stephanie, not beside Stephanie...
"If you wouldn't mind, I'd prefer to sit next to Bella," Edward said.
"But I think Bella should sit next to Fletcher, go sit next to Stephanie, she's... nice." This was even worse. A new female next to Fletcher. Valkyrie sighed. She should be civilised. And what was the hesitation before nice? I'm nice! I am... aren't I? She thought
I looked up at Edward to see the new boy. I felt my mouth drop open. My heart started beating, rapidly. Keep calm, keep calm. But he was beautiful. He gave me a polite smile as he sat next to me. He had ginger hair, (I refuse to say copper) a straight nose, gold eyes, and the most perfect face. Even with Fletcher's arrogance even he could not compete with Edward. I looked up to see his relatives, well, they must be his relatives. They were all just as beautiful. Well, all but one. Jacob Black was bland compared to these. She supposed he was OK, but nothing special. Valkyrie returned her eyes to Edward. He was watching Fletcher and Bella, his eyebrows furrowed. I turned to look at them. Fletcher was staring at a very uncomfortable-looking Bella. He went to touch her, but she grabbed his hands before he could. Valkyrie would hit him tonight for that, or maybe she'd set his hair on fire... Sigh. She returned her eyes to Edward, he really was beautiful.
I went to sit next to Stephanie. Her head was on the table. She was tired and didn't want to be there. She also didn't want me to sit next to her. Why? Her thoughts mentioned something about a reflection. What was she implying to? This, Fletcher must be her boyfriend. I could feel his thoughts about Bella, everyone thinks the same. Three thoughts were particularly loud: Stephanie's, Fletcher's (regretably) and a certain Lunar Tears beside Stephanie. She seemed very excited to see me. "Edward, Edward, Edward, Edward, where are they?" I sat down next to Stephanie. I'd have to see Bella tonight.
"Get me out of here!" Bella pushed her shield away to send me the message. Fletcher was annoying me. He'd better stop thinking that about my wife...
Four girls burst into the room. "Sorry we're late!" They shouted and sat down. They stood up again and screeched "They're here?"
"Yes, they're here! Where have you been? I told you they'd be here this week! I told you not to be late, and the lesson you are, they arrive! So I get the reward. I sit next to Edward!" That was Lunar. She stood up and screeched at the other four and calmly sat back down. One of the four looked smug, however.
"Well, I get a treat too. You sat me next to Jacob!"
"You did admit I was smater than you so..."
Where have we come to? This is mad... How did they seem to know us? We've never been to Ireland before. Lunar was staring at me, and said, "Hi."
Guess what? I've just found out that my taken name, Lunar Tears, is like a virtual world game or something on the internet! I never knew that. It's such a weird coincidence!
Anyway, please review if you read this.
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