"Hey, Isaac?"
"What's that, Miria?"
"Why are those two fighting?"
The pair of eccentric thieves were watching a fight between a short blonde and a tall dark skinned man with a huge scar on his face from what was most defiantly NOT a safe distance.
"Why it's obvious Miria! It's a lover's quarrel!"
"A lover's quarrel?"
"Of course! Observe the look of cold hatred on the dark man's face! And the icy determination in his eyes! That kind of expression only comes from deep wounds of the heart!"
Scar was not going to think about how inadvertently correct the man 'Isaac' was. Nope, not at all.
"He must have found the blonde boy with another! Think of the pain! The betrayal! The soul shattering realization that his lover was unfaithful to him!"
Isaac was crying and Miria was quickly following his example.
"Oh Isaac!"
"Miria!"
Both Ed and Scar knew that there was a good reason not to squash/blow up the couple. They had just forgotten what it was.
"You would never be unfaithful, right?"
"Of course not my dear! I would shoot myself before I even looked at another woman!"
"No Isaac! Don't die! That would be Worse!"
"Oh Miria! You love me so much that you would let me live even if I was with another!"
"Of course, Isaac!"
"Oh, Miria!"
"Isaac!"
"Miria!"
"Isaac!"
"Popcorn?" Ed offered Scar, sitting on what was once was a very dangerous alchemic attack.
Scar raised an eyebrow.
Ed shrugged. "Better than anything in the cinema."
End