I know I know, I sorta have a thing for crossdressing guys XD but can you imagine al in an alice in wonderland dress? No? oh, then yes, i have a thing for crossdressing guys XD I got this idea when my buddy (sasukereplica) and i were derping on msn and i was ranting/watching toddlers and tiaras while he wrote another harrydraco fic XD and as you know, the crackiest ideas usually turn out to be the best XD sooo enjoy! OwO

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"HARRY!" Harry got home from work to see Ginny shrieking at him, grasping a muggle flier and his daughter in a headlock. "I'VE HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL IDEA!"

"WON'T!" Lily screamed, her face going as red as her flaming red hair. "I WON'T DO IT! DADDY HELP ME!"

"What is it this time?" Harry sighed. The last 'most wonderful idea' Ginny had involved clearing out their wizarding things, like Al's enchanted teddy bear, and selling them off to Muggles in what was known as a 'yard sale'. From the look on her face and his daughter's face he doubted that this was any better.

"Take a look!" she beamed, shoving the flier in his face.

"Winter Beauties Beauty Pageant…?" he paused, flipping the paper to see if there was something he was missing.

"Yes! It's a competition muggles have to show their children's beauty!" Ginny went on happily. "If Lily enters we'll win for sure – even if we don't confundus the judges!"

Harry's fingertips on his right hand lightly touched his face. "Do we have to?"

"OF COURSE!" Ginny cried, making him wince. "It's a chance for Lily to SHINE! And the extra money –"

"I DON'T WANT TO SHINE! I DON'T MIND BEING THE OLIVE GREEN IN A BOX OF NEON CRAYONS!" Lily shrieked. "I LIKE BEING OLIVE GREEN! I LIKE-"

"I'LL TURN YOU OLIVE GREEN IN A MINUTE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" Harry roared. Really, this wasn't the kind of welcome he wanted after coming home from chasing down murderous wizards and paperwork. "I'll think about it," he stomped into his study.

"Fill the application for me dear! You know this muggle stuff better than I do!" Ginny called after him.

"He better not fill it out," Lily muttered.

Inside his study, Harry looked at the paper more clearly. Oh gosh, he threw up inwardly – a little girl aged no more than Al was right now was dolled up so she looked plastic and fake.

Wait, Al… he grinned to himself. Sure he could enter Lily, but was she what they were looking for? Did she have the flair and pizzazz her brother had? If that was what you called brattiness these days, that is. His grin became devious, like the look James had not long before something blew up in their house. With that he grabbed a quill and started scribbling into the application.

"Al… Al…" he paused. He forgot that these Muggles look closely at names… "Al..ice?" he nodded to himself and scribbled in his scratchy handwriting 'Alice Potter'.