Marrosa: Be fair warned that this madness came to me one day while reading a labyrinth fanfic 3 in the morring while lisong to walt disneys alice in wonderland that my 3 year old was watching….so time for the I don't own shit line right this is the only time you the reader will see this line from me….. I am make this note right now I DONT OWN LABYRINTH OR THE CHARACTERS IAM JUST A FAN WRITEING A FAN FICTION.
LABYRINTH AND CHARACTERS ARE OWNED BY HENSON STUDIOS.
But as a side note we do love screwing with many characters for are own sick and twisted minds.
Hoggle: * walks in looks up to the author cowers in fear* She worse the jareth.*runs away in fear as jareth pops up next to Marrosa in glittler and fairy dust *
Jareth: yea she an evil bitch....*cringes in fear as she grabs hold of his hair*
Marrosa: you where saying slave.
Jareth: we love you do as you wish with us.
Marrosa: now on with this maddness....I am sorry for my spelling and any other errors i have made please be kind and let me know iam looking for a beta and please Read and Review...
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Welcome to Nagging qustions and Goblin answer Starring Jareth and the labyrinth characters....
Jareth: This is a 13 hour marathon to rasie money to rebuild the labyrinth and to buy more balls that sarah took from me. The phone line are now open operators are now standing by.
Sarah: WTF!! You said I could have your balls as a rewared that I beat the labyrinth…
Marrosa: * Pops out from glitter and fairy dust out of nowhere scarring the hell out of jareth.* Hey fairy boy you remind me of the babe.....
Jareth:* Grabs his heart panting...* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS THAT WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE DAMN IT I NEED TO STOP THAT.... AND DONT CALL ME FAIRY BOY IAM A GROWN FAE....AND DONT STRAT THAT CRAP AGAIN THE GOBLINS WILL.....* rolles eyes as goblins come out doing the cancan sing*
Goblins: What babe....
Marrosa: * keeps sing* The babe with the power....
Goblins: * still doing cancan* What power.....
Marrosa: The power of voddoo.....
Jareth: *runs over kicking the goblins yealling* ENOUGH!!!
Marrosa: * pouts :( * but we were just trying to help....
Jareth: *sighs* Thanks you marrosa for your help but can we get on with this marathon so we can get to rebuilding the labyrinth.
Marrosa: * nods her head* Yea I will drop in latter…* leaves in a cloud of fairy dust and glitter*
Jareth: As I was saying the phone lines are open and yes we will answer any questions or do random things to get the money that you donate. Thanks you and lets start this 13 hour marathon…
The firey's and the worm as well as wiseman are sitting awnsering phone taking questions and writing down how much people will donate for the cuase of rebuilding the labyrinth. The first phone rings and one of the fireys awnsers it.
Firey 1: Yo check it out frist caller can I get your names and your question or your request and how much ya going to donate?
Caller: Yea my name is ainver and I got a question for hoggle.
Firey 1: What your question ainver.
Ainver: yea hoggle I wanted to know when luddo fell on yea did your head get stuck in his ass and did anything rise to the acasion?
Marrosa; *falls off the rafters laughing her ass off at the question.*
Jareth : * Truns bright red from holding in his laughter as he rembers that moment.*
Hoggle: *Blushes and walks away*
Jareth: * Snickers* Well I gusses that answer that question.
Hoggle: * Truns and looks at jareth * Oh go fuck your self!!!
Firey 1: so how much ya going to donte seeing you got your answer?
Ainver: I am going to donat $$ 50000.
Marrosa: *points at the mysterious black cat that walks by jareth*
Jareth: What the fuck is a double dollor come on caller get some real money. Next caller.