Danny Fenton is now friends with Danny Phantom
Paulina Sanchez DANNY! How did you get Danny Phantom to friend you back?!
Danny Fenton I guess I'm just cool like that ;)
Paulina Sanchez Huh...well… could you get him to friend me? Pretty please? *bats eyelashes*
Danny Phantom No.
Paulina Sanchez OMFG, Danny! 3 3 3
Sam Manson … Does anyone else find this extremely ironic?
Tucker Foley Haha, yeah
Paulina Sanchez ?
Danny Phantom is fighting the Box Ghost… again. -.-
Tucker Foley I'll bring the thermos…
Box Ghost to Danny Phantom BEWARE! For now that I am participating in this social networking sight, I shall haunt you through the internet!
Danny Phantom You've got to be kidding me…
Box Ghost BEWARE!
Technus 2.0 I am the all-powerful Technus!
Danny Phantom Okay, so now you have a Facebook too?!
Technus 2.0 Well, duh, I'm the master of all things technological!
Danny Phantom You annoy me.
Danny Fenton I wish I had some gummy worms…
Desiree Wish So you have wished it, so shall it be!
Danny Fenton Wait you have a facebook?
Danny Fenton Wait you can grant wishes over FACEBOOK?!
Danny Fenton just got attacked my giant gummy worms O.o
Desiree Wish Does that answer your question?
Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom are now friends with Box Ghost, Technus 2.0, Desiree Wish, Hunter Skulker, Penelope Spectra, Lunch Lady, Clock Work, Ember McLain, Vlad Plasmius, Young Blood, Dan Phantom, Master Vortex, Under Growth, Sydney Pointdexter, Sheriff Walker, Johnny 13, Kitty Kat, Fright Night, Freak Show, Pariah Dark, Dragon Dora, Dani Phantom, Frost Bite, Infinite Amorpho, Ms. Pandora, Mr. Wulf, and 47 others.
Danny Fenton to Dan Phantom, Under Growth, Fright Night, Freak Show, and Ghost King … I'm not even sure how you guys got facebook accounts…
Dan Phantom Clockwork gave me a cell phone. It's all I have to do in this wretched contraption of yours… and I will destroy you, Danny Phantom! You will die a slow, painful death!
Danny Phantom Would that be considered murder or suicide?
Tucker Foley … That just blew my mind.
Box Ghost to Danny Phantom BEWARE!
Danny Phantom Dear God…
Lunch Lady NOBODY DARES TO CHANGE THE MENU! LUNCH IS SACRED! LUNCH HAS RULES! Now, would anyone like a cookie?
Danny Phantom I swear you are bipolar
Dash Baxter I would like a cookie…
Danny Fenton *facepalm*
Danny Fenton to Danny Phantom So, what's been up with you lately?
Danny Phantom Eh, not much, just the usual… fighting ghosts, being awesome, all that jazz.
Danny Fenton Yeah, it must be cool being as awesome as you are…
Danny Phantom It is, isn't it? *flips luscious white hair dramatically*
Sam Manson I can't believe that you actually are having this conversation
Maddie Fenton to Danny Phantom HOW DARE YOU EVIL ECTOPLASMIC ENTITY OF POST-HUMAN CONSIENCENESS CORRUPT THE MINDS OF OUR NEXT GENERATION ON THIS MODERN SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITE?!
Danny Phantom What I'm wondering is why, out of ALL the ghosts who now have facebook accounts, you choose to yell at ME. Why not the evil plant ghost who controlled everyone in Amity Park? Or the weather ghost that caused dangerous weather patterns all over the globe? Instead, you choose to pick on the one ghost that has actually saved your butt before. Does this make sense to ANYONE? No? Didn't think so.
Maddie Fenton Pshh! When have you saved my butt, ghost?!
Danny Fenton Oh wow, let's see, this will be a hard one… Here, I'll make a list… 1) Undergrowth incident –saved you and your family from being eaten by a giant plant 2) Pariah Dark- used the Ecto-Suit to stop Pariah Dark so that no one else got hurt 3) After Jack caught me and went into a trap created by Vlad Plasmius, he let me go so I could help him get out to save your house from exploding-your welcome, by the way. There's a lot more too.
Maddie Fenton …
Danny Fenton Haha nice one Danny
Danny Phantom Thanks, Danny! ;D
Sam Manson *sigh* again, this is just too weird
Danny Phantom Went for a fly in the Ghost Zone today, stopped at the Far Frozen to talk to Frost Bite, bought some donuts, and then kicked Vlad's butt. All in all, a very productive day.
Sheriff Walker You forgot the part where you decided to stop by my jail and free Mr. Wulf!
Danny Phantom Oh yeah, that too. …But I really need to talk to him about his name on here… I mean seriously, Mr. Wulf? *shakes my adorable little ghostly head*
Sheriff Walker You can shake your adorable little ghostly head all you want punk, but you still are breaking the rules! That will NOT be tolerated in my section of the Ghost Zone!
Danny Phantom Aw, you think I'm adorable? 3
Sheriff Walker No! Ergh! Stop sweet-talking me, punk! That's against the rules!
Danny Phantom You know what else is against the rules? Ignoring my utter adorability!
Sheriff Walker It is? *checks giant book of ghost rules*
Danny Phantom It is NOW!
Sheriff Walker You are really starting to annoy me…
Danny Phantom yeah?! What are YOU gonna do about it?!
Sheriff Walker Easy, punk! I'll hunt you down, make your life miserable, and finally capture and torture you.
Danny Phantom AHHH! PEDOPHILE!
Sheriff Walker …?
Danny Phantom I'm still under age, and kidnapping me would be pedophilia! I'm telling Danny Fenton's mom on youuuu!
Danny Fenton Dude, why are you bringing my mom into this?
Danny Phantom Because I don't really have a parental figure, and you're supposed to tell your parents about stuff like this, so, uh, I guess I'm telling your parents?
Danny Fenton … You do realize that my mom wants to hunt, capture, and torture you also?
Danny Phantom …
Sheriff Walker Well, I'm leaving this conversation now…
Box Ghost to Danny Phantom BEWARE!
Danny Phantom Leave… me… alone!
Danny Phantom to Bill Thomas HEY! You're the guy I got donuts from the other day! High five, bro!
Bill Thomas …
Danny Phantom … Dang… I was just rejected by the donut guy…
Danny Fenton Don't worry, I'm here for you.
Danny Phantom Thanks dude!
Danny Fenton *bro-hug with Danny Phantom*
Sam Manson *facepalm*
Danny Phantom Hey everyone, I'm Danny Phantom and I secretly have a crush on Vlad Plasmius! But now I'm finally coming out! I LOVE YOU VLADDIE! :3
Paulina Sanchez NOOOOO! Danny, how could you?!
Vlad Plasmius … Daniel are you feeling well?
Danny Phantom TUCKER! STOP HACKING MY ACCOUNT!
Tucker Foley Haha, sorry, this was just too hilarious of an opportunity to pass up! ^.^
Danny Phantom Oh yeah, I also forgot, I also have a crush on Red Huntress! I'm going to marry her and Vlad and we can all go live together on an island in Hawaii! ;DDD
Red Huntress WHAT?!
Danny Phantom Tucker! I'm serious!
Danny Phantom About the undying love I have for my little Vladdie and Red here! 3 ;DD
Danny Phantom Tucker. Stop.
Tucker Foley Hm? What's that? Sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of me getting payback for the burrito incident. ^.^
Danny Phantom Hm? What's that? Sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of me crushing Susie.
Tucker Foley NO! SUSIE! *runs to save poor defenseless Susie from DP*
Maddie Fenton Danny, don't destroy Tucker's PDA.
Danny Phantom And why should I listen to you?
Maddie Fenton Because I'm your only parental figure… like you said before…
Danny Phantom …
Danny Fenton Burnnnn.
Danny Phantom Just shut up.
Danny Fenton Make me!
Danny Phantom Alright then! You're on!
Danny Fenton is fighting Danny Phantom
Tucker Foley is saving Susie in the middle of the chaos
Sam Manson I don't even know how many times I've said this but… I can't believe you are actually having this conversation.
Tucker Foley is cuddling with Susie
Danny Fenton O.o
Sam Manson O.o
Paulina Sanchez O.o
Danny Phantom O.o
Technus 2.0 O.o
Dash Baxter O.o
Star Benson O.o
Kwan Chang O.o
Sheriff Walker O.o
Dan Phantom O.o
Dani Phantom O.o
Pariah Dark O.o
Vlad Plasmius O.o
Red Huntress O.o
Bill Thomas O.o
Danny Phantom … I'm still mad at you Bill.
Lunch Lady O.o
Under Growth O.o
Fright Night O.o
Hunter Skulker O.o
Desiree Wish O.o
Box Ghost Beware!
Danny Phantom Will you ever STOP?!
Infinite Amorpho O.o
Dash Baxter O.o
Freak Show O.o
Young Blood O.o
Kitty Kat O.o
Johnny 13 O.o
Master Vortex O.o
Ember McLain O.o
Clock Work O.o
Sydney Pointdexter O.o
Dragon Dora O.o
Frost Bite O.o
Penelope Spectra O.o
Tucker Foley Don't judge me.
Danny Phantom is uploading video file: "The Burrito"
Tucker Foley …You wouldn't dare.
Danny Phantom Try me.
Tucker Foley Phantom… *evil glare*
Danny Fenton I'd watch out Tuck ;)
Valerie Gray to Tucker Foley Well. I'm pretty sure that I've been scarred for life now… Geez Tucker, who knew you had it in ya… (Linked to: "The Burrito")
Tucker Foley DANNY!
Tucker Foley to Danny Phantom I'm going to kill you!
Danny Phantom Ha, jokes on you. I'm already dead ;)
Tucker Foley *facepalm*
Box Ghost to Danny Phantom BEWARE!
Danny Phantom Alright, that's it! *flies away to suck the Box Ghost into a thermos*
Danny Phantom is currently smiling evilly at the sight of a certain thermos containing a certain annoying ghost going through the rinse cycle…
SerenSplash989 Well, that was the first chapter of Danny on Facebook :) Hope you liked it! Just so you know, some of these ideas are from Codiak's story Because Titles Are For Loser's xD haha, so go check that one out! Oh, and BTW if you think this isn't funny, then I really don't care. I'm just putting this up because it's fun :) I also know this is totally OOC… no need to remind me lol
Danny Fenton … Who is this girl and why is she on my newsfeed?
SerenSplash989 Um… heh… bye!