Sanji was typing up random stories on his laptop. Zoro was right behind him. He was reading what Sanji wrote. "You sicko! How many rated M fics can you write about you and her?"
"Didn't you write 5 of them about you and Deji?"
"So?" He protested. "This is your 15th!"
Sanji looked back at his computer. "I. DONT. CARE."
"You know what you should name this," He began. "You should name it 'Things I Wish I Could Do With My Wife'."
"How about I name it 'Stop reading my story or I'll stick my foot up your--'"
"CHILDREN. IN. THE. PRESENCE." He pointed to Meitou and Dietrich, who were just drawing. "Some responsible father you turned out to be."
"Urusai." Meitou and Dietrich mimicked, but it sounded more babyish, like 'OOSAI!!'
"You see what you're teaching them?"
"I'm not TEACHING them anything." He continued writing.
"Ero-cook." The babies shouted once more. 'EWO COOK!' And started laughing. They didn't know what either meant, they just liked saying it.
"Now who's the teacher?" Sanji looked back.
"Ur--" He stopped, not wanting to reteach his kid, or Sanji's kid. "Be quiet forcefully."
Sanji started thinking a little and had a perverted face once more. "If only Takono-chan was real, these stories wouldn't be fiction..."
"You sicko!" Zoro walked away, taking Dietrich and Meitou to another room.
In the other room, Luffy was on his laptop, reading his fanfic. (It's Luffy. There WILL be spelling mistakes.)
'Once a pon a time, ther wuz a really really strong boy naymd Luffy! He wuz king of the pieritz. hee had a lot of meat and Suta was his wife. He had abowt 23 babies, wich isnt 2 bad cuz they can tok. and they wer hapy. thee end.'
"Luffy, that's not even a story." Nami sighed.
"IS TOO!"
"There are so many spelling mistakes too."
"I'M A GOOD SPELLER!"
"N--oh, forget it." She crossed her arms and leaned on the wall, eating mikan. She saw Zoro walk in. "What happened?"
"His 15th lemon fic is coming soon."
"Another?" She looked outside the window. "He's an over-obsessed fanboy, thats for sure."
"Tell me about it."
"But if anyone, Luffy is working on his fanfics. He wants to be as famous online as Usopp for his wonderful stories!"
"I can tell." He read Luffy's story. "Wowwwww..." He was amazed at how bad at spelling he was.
"I know! Its so cool!"
On the Whitebeard pirates' ship...
Ace was typing up random stories on his laptop. Whiebears was right behind him. He was reading what Ace wrote. "You sicko! How many rated M fics can you write about you and her?"
"Didn't you write 5 of them about you and Alvida?"
"So?" He protested. "This is your 15th!"
Ace looked back at his computer. "I. DONT. CARE."
I know it sucks, but bear with me.