Why'd I do this? Because I was bored and in need of a laugh, that's why! I swear, I'm not trying to rip off the thousands that've already done this. I just need to laugh sometimes… and when I write these, don't think I'm downgrading the stories, because I love most of them! So, Disclaimer: All rights go to those before me who started this and Rick Riordan.
Dear FanFiction,
I was wandering across the rated M fanfics in the certain Percy Jackson and the Olympians section, and I've come to notice that some people have started to write stories concerning Drew and Jason. Him being my brother, I do not want to be overly protective, but really? She's a snarky bitch that looks like a clown with makeup tattooed to her ugly-ass face.
Jason has never liked Drew, nor will he ever like Drew. No one likes Drew unless she charmspeaks them into thinking so, and even then it's questionable.
So next time, think before you write something like that. It may be FanFiction, but for real… why? And no doubt many of you will read this and then go search them up… sickos.
Yours in text,
~Thalia Grace, Daughter of Zeus, Lieutenant of Artemis