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What would happen If I was Qui-Gon Jinn?
Scene 1: Pod-race
Qui-Gon walks up to Anikan and lifts him into the pod-racers. Anikan strapps on his helmet.
"Now remember Ani, think about how I'm going to slice you into pieces if you don't win."
"okay Qui-Gon sir, don't worry I'll win"
Scene 2: After the Tattoine Battle
"Qui-gon sir are you alright?" says Anikan.
"I'm fin I'm fine" says qui_gon.
Obi-Wan come next to Anikan. Anikan smiles. "wow are you a Jedi too?"
"OF COURSE He's a jedi you dumb boy!" Qui-Gon smacks Anikan upside the head. "Go learn somehting useful"
Scene 3: Naboo Palace
"Qui gon sir! Wait I want to come too!" Anikan yells from the cockpit of a Naboo fighter.
"Alright come here Anikan." Anikan hops over to Qui-Gon. Qui-Gon hands Anikan a lightsaber. "alright see those shielded battle driods?" Anikan knodds. "Go murder them"
"But I-"
"Go KILL them!" Qui-Gon yells
scene 4: The trio of force-users get trapped between laser things
Qui-Gon grins at Darth Maul on the other side. Qui-Gon drops his lightsaber while looking at Darth. "OOpps I dropped my lightsaber" Qui picks it up and drops it again. "ooopps i dropped my lightsaber" Qui bends down ssslllooowwlly to pick it up.
Qui leans over and stares darthmauls in the eyes. "Did you know you look like a labotimized Britney Spears clone?"
Scene5: Qui gon is dead???
Qui-Gon's spirit flies into Yodas quarters. He shields his eyes when he sees Yoda and Yaddle on the couch having 'fun'. "AHHHHHHHHHH"" screams qui-gons spirit.
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What would happen If I was Qui-Gon Jinn?
Scene 1: Pod-race
Qui-Gon walks up to Anikan and lifts him into the pod-racers. Anikan strapps on his helmet.
"Now remember Ani, think about how I'm going to slice you into pieces if you don't win."
"okay Qui-Gon sir, don't worry I'll win"
Scene 2: After the Tattoine Battle
"Qui-gon sir are you alright?" says Anikan.
"I'm fin I'm fine" says qui_gon.
Obi-Wan come next to Anikan. Anikan smiles. "wow are you a Jedi too?"
"OF COURSE He's a jedi you dumb boy!" Qui-Gon smacks Anikan upside the head. "Go learn somehting useful"
Scene 3: Naboo Palace
"Qui gon sir! Wait I want to come too!" Anikan yells from the cockpit of a Naboo fighter.
"Alright come here Anikan." Anikan hops over to Qui-Gon. Qui-Gon hands Anikan a lightsaber. "alright see those shielded battle driods?" Anikan knodds. "Go murder them"
"But I-"
"Go KILL them!" Qui-Gon yells
scene 4: The trio of force-users get trapped between laser things
Qui-Gon grins at Darth Maul on the other side. Qui-Gon drops his lightsaber while looking at Darth. "OOpps I dropped my lightsaber" Qui picks it up and drops it again. "ooopps i dropped my lightsaber" Qui bends down ssslllooowwlly to pick it up.
Qui leans over and stares darthmauls in the eyes. "Did you know you look like a labotimized Britney Spears clone?"
Scene5: Qui gon is dead???
Qui-Gon's spirit flies into Yodas quarters. He shields his eyes when he sees Yoda and Yaddle on the couch having 'fun'. "AHHHHHHHHHH"" screams qui-gons spirit.
END
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