Naruto characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

Hetalia characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya.

Link and Zelda belong to Nintendo.

Idea from Must love Cats.

All others belong to me, HylianHeroine2

*Warning* The following fan fiction has spanking, romance scenes and some curse words. I may add more later. If any of these offend or are not to your tastes please leave and never return.

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Krystal for all her being couldn't deny her best friend, so here she was, laptop in lap taking a stupid quiz. Yesterday she and her friends had been sitting around talking about boyfriends or husbands. Krystal was the only one that hadn't had a man before. She had always told them she just wanted to wait; in truth she was shy and afraid. Being the crown princess of a far off land that was extremely rich had men attracted to her for her money and looks but never just her. So as fate would have it she was forced by her friends to take an online questionnaire later that night.

Krystal sighed as she pulled the webpage up; it was a super bright pink with corny love sayings all over the background. Ignoring the abomination of a webpage she clicked the flashing button that read "Click me to begin". The page it took her too was a little more tolerable; the nasty pink was now gone and replaced with a brilliant red. She eyed the first question.

1. What gender are you most attracted to?

Male

2. What are you looking for in a relationship?

After reading over the options, she clicked on the one closest to her own beliefs: Someone that completes me and is willing to listen.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Blushing softly, she checked the 'yes' box, and moved on.

4. What is the most attractive part of the human body to you?

Krystal blinked, these questions were getting quite weird but she chose the thing closest to her likes, as she wasn't really big on appearances. Eyes

5. What color hair do you find most attractive?

She had always like black haired men, she didn't like blondes as that was her family's hair color and well, she didn't quite like her family. Black or dark brown

6. What color eyes do you find most alluring?

She loved the color green so she quickly checked the green box and went to the next question

7. Do you prefer your partner to be taller, shorter, or around the same height as you?

Krystal was a little sensitive about her height. She had a condition that only allowed the body to have three or four growth spurts. On her twentieth birthday she will have her last one. Right now she was 19 and currently the size of a preteen girl. Her body image was out of whack as her body was not tall enough for the breasts and stomach to look right. Taller.

8. What nationality or race do you find most attractive?

Being a Hylian and not really a human, she had no real nationality turn ons. She chose English and moved onto the next

9. What do find best in a person?

Krystal immediately zoned into the option that read "Kind and loving, one who looks for personality instead of looks.

10. What makes you attracted to a person?

Krystal chose the one that was all her. "Someone that can make me laugh".

11. What is your favorite animal?

Krystal loved many animal, as her two dogs and guinea pig were living proof, but she loved wolves most of all. She clicked the option, avoiding the octopus one. She re-read all of her answers and finally clicked submit when she was happy with them.

She was pulled to another screen that had three more questions and a small set of questions for her to type her personal stuff in.

1. What is your preferred age group?

She picked 18-21 as she kind of like a little older men.

2. What kind of lover do you want?

Krystal chose intermediate as she was a little inexperienced in love, well very inexperienced, but she didn't want someone like her nor did she want someone who would be all "I know what I'm doing so I'm doing everything."

3. Have you read and agree with Terms and Conditions?

Krystal rolled her eyes; she knew what it was all about so she clicked yes without reading the Terms and Conditions. Finally she filled out her likes, dislikes, age, height, weight, and so on and clicked the final submit where a pink window laced with flowers popped up flashing. Congratulations! Click here for the first year free! Krystal cursed at the annoying window and shouted at her wall.

"To hell with you Sai I don't need a dating site!" She shouted knowing the black haired woman called her friend could hear her but was most likely too busy screwing her husband.

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The next morning Krystal had given her neighbor hell for sending the e-mail to her and promptly stormed off as her so called friend laughed and said it was for the best. Now Krystal was surfing the web a couple of weeks later, researching her latest project for school when a knock sounded from her door, lowering the tab and closing the device she got up and opened the door, where two men in matching uniforms were waiting outside with a humongous box. Had she ordered something or had Sai bought something stupid for her again?

The first man who had blonde hair, bright blue eyes and a set of glasses on the bridge of his nose smiled and asked. "Krystal Hyrule?"

Krystal blinked and replied "Yes that's me."

He handed a delivery conformation to her, "Please sign this for me." She signed it and handed it back to the man, who took it and then promptly helped his partner heave the box into her apartment.

The man turned back to her and smiled, "names Alfred F. Jones." Handing her a card he continued. "Call if you need anything." She nodded and closed the door.

Going over to the box that was now bestowed upon her she ran her hand down the smooth wood and find a latch that said "Open here" Ripping open the box she was meet with a avalanche of packing peanut and bubble wrap, her two dogs sat up slightly as she cried out when they hit and something much heavier fell as well. Digging her way out she was met with a naked man lying on her floor.

At first she thought he was sleeping, the eyes shut slightly, the tanned skin a pleasant color, and his black hair lightly brushing his perfect oval shaped face. Then she noticed his chest, which had no hair on it, wasn't moving. Shrieking she sank down to him feel him. He was ice cold and unresponsive. She stared administering CPR and as she placed her lips to his getting ready to blow air into his lungs a slight, and strange whirring noise was heard. And it was coming from….him? She gasped as his eyes popped open and she meet bright emerald green eyes; strong arms wrapped themselves around her. Before she could sit up a tongue entered its way into her mouth and the eyes slipped shut as the owner was enjoying the kiss.

Shocked at first Krystal could do nothing but take it. Only when a warm, slightly callused hand slid up her shirt and gently started massaging her breast. An arc was made as she sent a stinging slap to his face, she fell back as he let go of her. Scrambling to her feet and slamming up against a wall she watched him rise and happily say. "Lip scan completed, nice to meet you Krystal Hyrule. I glad you're my new master!"

Krystal's eyes widened as he came slowly closer and had an arm of either side of her head. "I look forward to being a service to you."

As he came closer she noticed a set of wolf ears and a large bushy tail swinging behind him. Her being short and all he towered over her and gently nuzzled her face. Freaking out, again , she ducked under his arm and bolted down the hall to her bathroom.

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She sat on the floor of her bathroom as the man outside scratched at the door begging to be let in. Normally she would have kicked the crap out of the man but he seemed unaffected by her attacks so she opted that hiding was the best option. Besides, her phone was in her bedroom and now unavailable to her. Wonderful

She sighed as the scratching stopped but gasped again as the doorknob fell off and the man entered the room dropping the other side of the doorknob that he had reduced to scrap metal.

"S-stay back!" She ordered. He stopped for a second before moving closer and gently started stroking her face. "What's wrong Krystal-san?"

"What's wrong!?" Krystal blanched. "You come in here a start forcing yourself on me and now your acting as if I was made of glass, what the heck!?"

He smiled. "But I would never force myself onto my girlfriend ."

Krystal sputtered. "Girlfriend! I barley know you."

"But I know you!" He replied.

"No you don't!" She hollered back.

"Sure I do." He said before going on and saying. "Krystal Janeen Hyrule. Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 138 lb. Likes: Books, art, some sports, etc. Dislikes: Hypocrites-"

"T-that's just from my profile!" Krystal stammered out. A bush strutted across her cheeks. "And how did you get that information?"

The man laughed and picked her up. Krystal swore and tried her best to wiggle from his grip. "Who the hell do you think you are buster!?"

He sat down onto her couch and stared stoking her hair as she gave up and rested against his tanned chest. "I don't know, maybe you could name me?"

She bolted back up; at least he let her this time. "How could you not know your own name?"

He shrugged. "I don't have one, you have to name me." With this he cupped her backside and squeezed lightly. "Or we could put that off till later."

Krystal jumped at the gesture and batted at his hands, not noticing the confused expression on his face. "Stop it, if I name you will you stop touching me and get dressed?"

He looked at her and nodded happily.

Rubbing her forehead she thought. This was tricky. She wasn't very good at naming things. Various names and ideas flitted to her mind when she thought of her great grand-father. Li was his name but she didn't want it spelled the Hylian way. Maybe L-E-E was a good spelling?

Rubbing her face and sighing she asked the naked man. "How does Lee sound?"

He sat up and nodded. "That sounds wonderful! Now, how about you and I make beautiful music together? I mean you now have a name to call out." He gave her a seductive wink.

Krystal only gave him a look. "Look Lee, I can't nor will I have sex with you. So stop asking or making suggestions."

Lee looked upset. "Why? I mean why won't you use me for what I was programmed for? I am your ideal perfect mate."

"Programmed!? Perfect mate?!" Krystal barked, fists tightening.

"Yeah, you ordered me." He said standing up. " Do you not remember?"

"Wait, are you saying you're a-"Krystal cut off unbelieving.

"An android? Yes, I am, See." He said standing up and pointing to a small barcode tattoo at the base of his spine. "I'm Model No. 74114 Nightly lover. Did you not read the Terms and Conditions?"

"A robot!" Krystal shouted ignoring his question. Lee laughed adding to her anger. "An android." "I'm the closest to a human as they can get." He leaned forward and brushed his lips against hers whispering lightly. "I feel nearly everything that you can." She shivered and Lee chuckled. "Like that do you~?"

She slapped his shoulder. "Get dressed already!"

Lee's ears drooped slightly. "All right."

He rose and dug through the box he came in and pulled out a small shrink wrapped package. Opening it he pulled on some dark green boxers, slid on a plain white shirt and finally yanked up a set of black pants. Krystal crossed her arms. She looked over to her dogs; they hadn't moved much from their spot on the floor.

"Much help you two were, how do you know he wasn't a killer?"

Lee sat down next to her and rubbed her back lightly. Krystal hissed slightly at him and he pulled his hand back. The larger of her two dogs, a large Siberian husky that was pure white, Wolfos barked.

Krystal sneered. "What do you mean he's harmless!?"

Wolfos barked again and then laid her head back down to resume her nap. Lee looked at Krystal. "You can understand them?"

Krystal sighed. "Yes I'm a Hylian. I can understand animals."

Lee still looked confused, Krystal sighed and spent the next few hours explain all that Hylians can do. After the explanation Lee smiled and said.

"Ok! That's cool." Krystal smiled; maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

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Lee, you silly android.

That's the first chapter for now!