Dear FanFiction,
Yes, you are so right. Cato is in love with Clove and he is in lust with Glimmer and Marvel is in love with Glimmer and decides to rape Clove in revenge. Then the four of them attempt to murder each other in cold blood despite being allies just because Cato and Clove decide Glimmer and Marvel are psychotic and Glimmer and Marvel think they are sluts. The tributes from District Four are unimportant and FanFiction writers are prohibited from making them part of the pack or even strong.
Sarcastically,
The Career Shore Cast
AKA
Cato "the situation" Ludwig
Clove "JWoww" Fuhrman
Glimmer "Snooki" Rambin
Marvel "Pauly D" Quaid
The "Wimpy and nameless" district four tributes
P.S. We are Careers, the poster children of bloodthirsty, ruthless, arrogant, lunatics. Not Reality TV stars, the poster children for stupid, conceited, lunatics.
I mean no offense. I hate Jersey Shore, but I respect JWoww as a person, and respect Snooki as a mother. These stories just remind me of the show.