Disclaimer: Okay so the awesome McGonagall (Imaginary coward cheers) and the not as awesome Sprout (Imaginary coward is silent)….CHEER (Imaginary coward cheers) belong to J. and the song "Class" was a deleted scene in Chicago so sadly I own nothing
THE STORY
McGonagall and Sprout are talking after a hard day of teaching when… they begin to sing
McGonagall:
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?
And nice
manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever
happened to class?
Sprout:
Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And,
"Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now,
every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to
class?
McGonagall and Sprout: Class!
Ah, there ain't no
gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies
now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya
down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!
McGonagall: Whatever happened to old values?
Sprout: And fine morals?
McGonagall: And good breeding?
Sprout: Now, no
one even says "oops"
When they're passing their
gas
whatever happened to class?
McGonagall: Class.
McGonagall and Sprout: Ah, there ain't no
gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your
privates
For a gallon.
Sprout: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass.
McGonagall: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass.
McGonagall and Sprout: Nobody's got no class!
McGonagall: All you read about today is torture and death.
Sprout: Merlin! Ain't there no decency left?
McGonagall and Sprout: Nobody's got no class!
Sprout: Every guy is a snot.
McGonagall: Every girl is a twat.
Sprout: Holy shit.
McGonagall: Holy shit.
Sprout: What a shame.
McGonagall: What a shame.
McGonagall and Sprout: What became...of class?
Okay that was my first real song fic (the Snape one was my friend) so PLESE REVIEW!!!!!!!!! You know you want to please I'll give you…… 5 bucks for the vending machine