As previously stated, I may or may not add more chapters to this. If I add more, they will be about the Zero pair, but will be unrelated to this chapter and to each other. I hope you like it!


Natsuo lay flopped across the bed, watching Youji play a new video game he'd discovered. Soubi was off somewhere, with either Kio or Ritsuka, leaving them unsupervised.

"Youji, can't you do something other than play video games?" Natsuo asked, the slight edge of a whine to his voice.

"But, Natsuo! I haven't beaten the boss yet!" Youji said without taking his eyes off the game.

"So? It'll still be there later. Play with me!"

"Later!"

Natsuo huffed in agitation, and looked around for something to amuse himself with. There was a bag leaning against the door, probably Soubi's. Having nothing better to do, Natsuo decided to snoop.

He got up and pulled the bag onto his lap, rifling through its contents. Tubes of paint: boring. Extra brushes: Boring. A few porno magazines that were probably Kio's: Interesting, but still boring. A pack of cigarettes: Boring. A thick, unlabelled envelope: Worth looking into.

Natsuo flipped open the tab and dumped out the contents. Out spilled tons of pictures of Ritsuka, all of which were clearly taken without his knowledge. The boy grinned with mischievous delight at his unexpected discovery. Here was Ritsuka going into his house; in class; talking to some pink-haired girl; drinking a can of pop, and many others.

"Youji, Youji! Come see what I found!" He called excitedly to his partner-in-crime and Sacrifice.

Youji came over, drawn by the excitement in his Fighter's voice, his video game forgotten in his curiosity.

"Woah! Where'd you find these?" He asked in delight after Natsuo had shown him his discovery.

"In Soubi's bag. Look how many there are!"

"That pervert!"

"Stalker!"

"Obsessive!"

"Isn't this against some law?" Youji asked, examining a picture of Ritsuka talking to his teacher, that brown-haired woman Soubi had rescued from them.

"Probably." Natsuo replied. "Now, what should we do with these?"

Both boys mulled this over, undoubtedly coming up with many ridiculous and hilarious ideas for the pictures.

"Well, we certainly can't let Soubi get away with stalking Ritsuka…" Youji said slowly.

"I say we give them to Kio and let him deal with it." Natsuo suggested, knowing full well how the blonde would take it.

"Oh! Good idea!" Youji said with delight. "Kio won't let him get away with it!"

"Not to mention it'll be fun to watch." Natsuo added.

"Definitely!"

The boys raced off to start what would surely end with an outraged Kio taking away the pictures and giving Soubi a piece of his mind.