First is sirius and remus, from Harry Potter
they are *looks at pic* ermm cooking
This will be fun *rubs hands together sinisterly while grinning manically*
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'o' Sirius 'o'
"Why are we here again?" i grumbled picking at my apron irritably as i stood with the other Marauders.
"Because James is a bloody git who is whipped by Lily..." Remus muttered under his breath eying his apron angrily; every one was required to wear a uniform, an apron, and it was color-coded for gender, Lily mentioned something about sexual harassment that led to a long drawn out law case including claims of identity theft when some dude hit on a girly looking dude(don't ask, just save your sanity and don't ask), guy with grey and girls with light purple - ahem, i mean 'lavender' as Lily so lovingly called it; and poor Remus, being last to arrive was left with a girl 'uniform' when all the boys' 'uniforms' were all handed out.
I snorted causing him to look at me, glancing at him i said "At least it's not pink, Moony, i mean purple is a cool color."
As soon as i mentioned pink Remus' lip curled in disgust, but he relented having to admit purple was the lesser of the two evils, "...i guess..." he mumbled with a sigh.
"Plus Lily even de-frilified(1) it for you" here he sighed and mumbled again, shifting uncomfortably as Lily's mom made her way down the line of extra helpers giving out assignments "Oh, cheer up Moonshine." i chirped. He glared at me and growled, a surprisingly deep sound for someone as small and frail-looking as Remus, hand flexing and rising slightly wanting to hit me. "Violence in the work place is frowned upon, Moo-moo" i stated happily, that did it, his hand whipped up so fast that even James, who had looked up from his must-adore-Lily trance to watch us in amusement, seemed taken back when i stumbled forward from the force of it. I stepped back quickly not wanting to draw Mrs. Evens' stern gaze towards me, lets just say i know where Lily gets her Prefect side from.
"Sorry, Paddie." Remus drawled i growled lowly, and his eyes flashed reminding me how close to the full moon it was and in return how close to the surface the real Moony was. With a huff i i let it go, turning my attention to Lily's mother who had reached Peter.
"Peter, you are on dishes in the other room," Peter nodded and scampered off to the other room, while Mrs. Evens moved to stand in front of Lily and James "You two are to go out and take orders and clear tables" with that Lily dragged James through double doors, and Mrs. Evens moved in front of Me and Remus, eying my hair and Remus' apron apprehensively "You guys are working here, in the kitchen."
"Aye-aye Cap'in!" i said mock saluting her causing Remus to smack the back of my head lightly when she left, "I don't think she likes us all that much." i grumbled as we moved towards a guy with a prickly mustache and and boney fingers.
"You, emo Rapunzel, your going to pluck birds, and You, trani wanna be, your on desserts." he snarled causing the both of us to puff up, fur effectively ruffled, and growled under our breaths eying each other in silent agreement to get him back later, as the Marauders we are.
"Good luck, you mangy mutt" Remus called smiling to show he was joking.
"You too, my randy wolf." i rumbled deep in my chest as a growling purr, hugging him from behind, eyes twinkling with mischievously as he flushed from the 'O' stares we were getting from the other kitchen workers, and with a growl he pushed me away stalking off to collect ingedience for what ever recipe that was handed to him.
"Keep pushing and he's gonna end up cracking, Padfoot" James said leaning on the counter towards the left of me.
"That's what i'm waiting for, Moony has too much restraint." i stated before James turned and headed out the door with drinks for what ever table he was serving. With a resigned sigh i walk toward so poor unfortunate flock of poultry and started pulling out feathers roughly.
"No! Not like that you'll break skin take your time, i want you to be able to tell me how many feathers each bird had." Prickly mustache shrieked, walking past me.
With a sigh i restarted, "one, two, three, four, five...ok this is too freakin boring." Muttering to myself i started humming, before singing lowly.
"While we're young and beautiful
Kiss me like you mean it
Treat me like I'm special
Cover me with sweetness
'Cause a time will come
When I'm not so young and beautiful
While we're young and beautiful
Living free and easy
Here without a worry
Dancing in our bare feet
'Cause when the summer's done
When I not be so young and beautiful
It's a crazy ride
And baby, you and I
Are keeping our sweet love alive
Tonight, while we're young and beautiful
While we're young and beautiful
We'll party down on Main street
Wearing next to nothing
Feeling every heart beat
Having fun, while we're still young and beautiful
Oh, it's a crazy ride
And baby, you and I
Are keeping our sweet love alive
Tonight, while we're young and beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful, young and beautiful
Oh beautiful, beautiful, young and beautiful
Oh, it's a crazy ride
And baby, you and I
Are keeping our sweet love alive
Tonight, while we're young and beautiful
Oh, so beautiful
While we're young and beautiful
Cover me with sweetness
While we're young and beautiful
Kiss me like you mean it
Like you mean it, like you mean it
Like you mean it, like you do
Oh, yeah, oh so beautiful"
When i saw Remus come in i grinned and changed the song, knowing with his ears he would hear me.
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks,
gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim
Huh, i'd like to see his tailor.
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.
ahhhooooo, werewolves of London
Draw blood "
"Idiotic bastard." he growled in response to the lovely song i sang.
"Ack! you wound me Moo-moo!" i called handing off the freshly plucked...turkey?...to some boney chick that was eying me like a piece of meat. 'Ew, i am the one that eyes the birds, and i would never go for someone as boney as you!' i yelled at her mentally, glaring at her as she brushed against me, putting a piece of paper in the apron pouch. Moony was eying me angrily, i looked down at the apron before untying it and trashing it, my lip curled in disgust. I proceeded to the sink to sterilize my hands and arms from the infectious germ which was exposed to me, wouldn't want anyone to get it...well, maybe Snape, grumbling under my breath about "gross disease riddled skeletons" and how i was going to "stab her with the prickly mustache just to see what kind of puss ran through her veins." , Moony scoffed but his eyes were shining with mirth. "Were you jeleous, Moo-moo? You shouldn't, the only one for me is you!" i called dramaticly, but i truly did mean it.
I glanced at him and saw his back, which was facing me as he worked, was tense before he let i go with a scoff "Just go back to singing, Paddie." I grinned, apparently we just gave each other our own special nicknames, if only for teasing.
"I knew you would fall for my beautiful voice someday!" i actually sang pretty good if i wasn't going for loud, and we all knew it...well maybe not peter, but thats kinda expected.
"Keh, i just figured your voice is more tollerable when your singing under your breath, then it's usual annoying volume." he shot back, sending a soft smile to take the bite out of his words, before turning back to his...er...masterpiece. I nodded turning back to my duck, quickly shuffling through songs i knew i decided on something fun.
"This is who i am and this is what i like
Gc, sum and blink and MXPX rockin' my room
if your lookin for me i'll be at the show
i can never find a better place to go
until the day i die, i promise i wont change
so you better give up
I don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
i just wanna have fun
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
so you better give up
'cause i'm not gonna change
i don't wanna grow up
i'd like to stay up late, spend hours on the phone
hanging out with all my friends and never being at home
i'm impolite and make fun of everyone
i'm immature but i will stay this way forever
'Til the day i die, i promise i won't change
so you better give up
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
i just wanna have fun
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
so you better give up
'cause i'm not gonna change
i don't wanna grow up
i don't wanna be told to grow up
i don't wanna be told to grow up
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
i just wanna have fun
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
i just wanna have fun
i don't wanna be told to grow up
and i don't wanna change
no i don't wanna change
so you better give up
'cause i'm not gonna change
i don't wanna grow up"
Looking down i saw i was finished with the duck and moved to place it on a counter far away from me so 'Miss Boney' won't have an excuse to come near me. Turning around i saw Moony place his dessert in the oven and lean against a counter near by. "Why are there so many freakin turkeys!" i moaned moving onto my fourth one.
"It's Thanksgiving, thats why Lily needed help." Moony called.
I looked at him with an 'Oh' face and when i turned back my eyebrows furrowed in confusion "Moo-moo what's thanksgiving?"
I heard him heave a long suffering sigh, and straiten his tie, signs that he was in 'Professor' mode, "Thanksgiving is an American tradition-"
I cut in "Then why do celebrate it here?" when he glared at me i mimed zipping my lips, and turned to the bird.
"-that started with the pilgrims going to the 'new world' from Britain-"
That would explain our relation.
"-the settlers were forced off course and ended up in a seemingly, uninhabited region-"
'seemingly' i thought but knew better then to voice my inquiry lest i be eaten 'Damn it, Moony has to stop forcing me to read the dictionary on sundays!'
"-they worked long and hard, but they didn't know how to grow foods there and what animals there were. Eventually they ran into the natives, who were thankfully peaceful, they taught each other, and ended up having a feast to thank all that was given." he finished with a nod, wiping imaginary dust off of his apron. Shaking with silent laughter, i mumbled a 'thank you for explaining'. But when he replied with a proud 'your welcome' i couldn't stop the strangled giggle that came out, he really was one of a kind.
He growled and i raised my hands to show i wasn't making fun of him, he huffed but let it go , i heaved a sigh of relief, a happy was a good moony after all, and it was his turn to laugh at me.
"You're so mean to me Moo-moo." i pouted, then scowled when he just grinned at me with raised eyebrow, as if to say 'Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?'
Now that just wont do, i grinned at him wickedly causing him to widen his eyes in horror, it always seemed odd how we could communicate without words; practically read each others' minds...must be Canine Affinity or something. "Moonshine my lovely one, we can't do that here, you randy wolf you!" i yelled in 'shock' causing everyone's heads to whip up quickly. After all everyone has a perverted side in them somewhere.
He flushed glaring at me before smirking, two can play at this game, "Why not, Pads? Your usually such an obedient puppy." And it was my turn to flush, i was anything but obedient!
"Ah, but i know how you like me rowdy sometimes, because you enjoy the punishment." i bet he truly did that evil, caniving, vindictive, beautifully bastard!
"I do love to punish you, i should get a collar and leash for being a bad boy?" he purred eyes flashing and leaning close to me, mindful of the dessert he had just pulled out of the oven.
"Anything you wish, after all you are my master." i moaned dipping down to sniff the desert, to anyone else it looked like i was bowing to him, but mmmmm...chocolate, typical Moony.
"Would you two please stop eye raping each other and just kiss already!" Lily yelled, with James nodding rapidly next to her. Moony squeaked, turned around so quickly he stumbled to catch the desert, as i turned to the chicken and started plucking furiously, blushing heavily.
Fin?
I'll continue it to when they get together if anyone asks.
Canine Affinity: is a sirius/remus slash fanfic (there are two, i recommend both)
songs used :
We're young and beautiful - Carrie underwood
Werewolves of london - unknown
Grow up - Simple plan
i'm aware that the songs were made later but i believe that music transcends time(and i just thought it would be fun for sirius to sing these)
1 as i to make it not frilly...?