Author's note: Well, I finally got my first South Park fanfic, posted. Yay! Please be warned that, as of yet, I have only sawn a some clips and two reviews of ten episode of the show, so if this has any factual information errors then you know the reason.

The reason I did this so early on was that to give me something start with and story dose work well on its own.

Please note: that I don't do guy x guy relationships unless it's either in cannon, used as a gag, or in a brother/platonic way.

Now that's said and done, let's get to the fanfic.

"Great; th-th-this is all your f-f-f-fault, Cartm-m-man!" stated an irritated Kyle as he and his friends sat in a cave shivering form the cold that blown in. "Now t-t-the camp ra-ra-rangers would f-f-f-find us f-f-frozen."

"My f-f-f-fault? You were the one with the ******ing map d-d-dude!" The fastest child, who was farthest away from the entrance said just as equally angered as his green hat wearing friend.

Meanwhile Stan who sat in between his two bickering friends just ignored them and as for Kenny... well, just as luck would have it he sat closet to the entrance. The orange parka wearer hoped that he wouldn't freeze to death again. It wasn't fun the first time and he was sure as hell it wouldn't the second time.

"T-t-t-t-that's before y-y-you took it and t-t-t-thrown it at that f-f-fucking bear! Y-Y-You F**'% fat ass!"

"Hey, i-i-i-it's not my fa-fa-fault that bear j-j-just so happened t-t-t-to be w-where I was t-t-throwing, you (Beep)ing J*%**!"

It was this moment that the area grown quiet with nothing, but strong winds blowing snow outside. Cartman trembled a bit before Stan wrapped his arm around him. "What? Agh!" Soon the red coat child pushed his friend away. "W-W-What the hell St-St-Stan, go b-b-be gay s-s-somewhere else?"

"W-whoa dude, c-c-calm d-down? W-w-we n-need to s-s-share body he-he-heat."

"H-h-he's right," Kyle spoke up again. "d-d-d-dude. W-We n-n-need to st-st-stay warm s-s-s-somehow." At that moment, the green hat wearer felt arms wrapping around him. He turn to see it was Kenny still shivering. Kyle gave a soft smile and place an arm on his immortal friend's back.

As that was going on, Stan uttered "S-s-see Cartman? I-It's not g-g-g-gay."

"W-W-Whatever butt li-licker. I-I-It's still g-gay." It was at that moment that the blue-knit-cap wearer basically said screw his fat friend, he's a lost cause and moved towards Kyle and wrapped his arms around him.

Meanwhile Cartman was all alone. Oh, his pride and his stubbornness was strong, but desperation kicked into hyper drive and he gave in. He kept towards Stan and said "F-F-Fine, but you f-f-fart k-k-k-knockers own m-m-me." He leaned over and hugged Stan.

The four kept like that until they fell asleep and weather cleared up, but at that moment in time, the boys was glad to have each other.