Dio sat patiently by the door, his knees jumping up and down in anticipation. Soon enough, his daddy waifu, Joseph Joestar, would be home of twunking it out as an exhibitionist at the local to strip club and would be able to take good care of him. Dio could feel his fountain rod getting harder with every passing second, creating a large bulge in his pants.

Eventually, the door barged open with a thud. Joseph stood there in all of his ripped, tight-assed gloriousness. His sequined pants sparkled like the diamonds Caesar likes to stick up his ass on a regular basis. Said pants had dropped down to his ankles, and Joseph had eggs rolling out of his anus like number balls at bingo game. They splattered on the ground below - the eggs whites making it look as though Joseph was shitting our bird faeces. It turned Dio on immensely...

"Babe, you're home!," Dio squealed in delight. His flesh pole got extremely hard suddenly, and ripped a hole through his pants. Dio didn't care though.

Joseph's penis stood tall and erect, like the tower he used as a buttplug earlier that day. It was blush red from being jacked off a lot, as Joseph had an addiction to porn and couldn't stop masturbating.

"Joey, have you been masturbating again? You know it's bad habit to jack off 24/7, right?," Dio asked him.

Joseph looked at him in anguish. "I can't help it. I'm just so horny and porn is so addicting. I need serious help."

Dio got a cheeky grin on his face as a he slowly approached Joseph. "Well, I know how to help you with that." A fire started to burn within Dio's stomach, and Joseph's constant horniness was the fuel that ignited it. He was ready. He was waiting. It was almost time for Joseph's special present!

Joseph ripped off his shirt as fast as Lightning McQueen goes after Mator's oily cummies. He grabbed hold of his pectorals, pinched his areolae, let out a huge moan, and squirted pee from them.

Dio screamed out of a mixture of pleasure and happiness. Joseph was peeing from his nipples! Out of all of the orifices he could be from, his nipples were easily his favourite.

They had a truly loving and caring relationship, looking out for one another. Joseph was the Romeo to Dio's Juliet. The Shrek to his Fiona. And they would continue to happily pee on each other 'til death tore them apart.

this started off as joke for my discord group but then i actually wanted to upload this shit for you all to see.

i'm sorry.

i don't even like jjba. i only wrote this because someone in that discord server has a crush on joseph and has a piss fetish and it was a joke towards her.

don't fuckign look at me.